Not saying Ncuti Gatwa is a bad choice, but he wouldn't be my choice.
Monday, 11 July 2022
My Choice For The Next Doctor
Sunday, 8 May 2022
Fishface Bigotry 2022 Edition
Wednesday, 4 May 2022
Ode to The Timeless Child
By the Timeless Child
It makes us all hit the roofs!
Oh, the Timeless Child, the Timeless Child
All the backstory trashed by the Timeless Child
When Nation wrote "Genesis", the fans were all outraged!
And "The War Games" contradicted all previous continuity
The Timeless Child
There was no tolerance to see!
Oh, the Timeless Child, the Timeless Child
Though compared the Hybrid arc it's rather mild
And just like Ian Levine said, "Feed me all the pies!"
But try and use your heads and try not to be dense
Hartnell was exiled
As he's the Timeless Child
And now it all makes sense!
Oh, the Timeless Child, the Timeless Child
It's a plot-twist that is complete reviled
So much continuity has been defiled
Because of the horrible truth of the Timeless Child!
Oh, the Timeless Child, the Timeless Child
We beg RTD to retcon the Timeless Child
Like Morbius faces, it leaves us riled
Wednesday, 20 April 2022
Terrance Dicks Describes...
papers sprouting from its mouth rather like a very long tongue. The electronic voice was gruff and metallic.
Australian air-hostess, whose involvement with the Doctor had taken her on journeys far beyond the routes of any airline.
Saturday, 9 April 2022
Chibnall Era Summary
The new Doctor finds Sheffield is being used as a hunting ground by alien headhunters.
The Ghost Monument by Chris Chibnall
What are you competing for? I mean, the whole point of a race is to win something. What's the prize?
The Doctor and her friends must survive on the planet Desolation long enough to find the TARDIS.
Rosa by Malorie Blackman
Who am I to argue with history?
Krasko, a criminal from the 51st century, travels back in time to prevent the civil rights movement.
Arachnids in the UK by Chris Chibnall
They're only spiders. They're only spiders...
A plague of giant spiders converges on a new hotel in Sheffield.
The Tsuranga Conundrum by Chris Chibnall
My submission concerns a crisis which threatens the lives not only of a group of people confined together with no means of escape, but would, if unresolved, threaten every mortal being on the planet Earth...
The TARDIS crew are trapped on a space ambulance under threat from the deadly Pting.
Demons of the Punjab by Vinay Patel
Man is the most vicious species of all. Consider their history. For a half a million years they have been systematically killing each other.
Yaz asks the Doctor to take her back to the partition of India to solve a family mystery, for better or worse.
Kerblam! by Peter McTighe
They did what I told them, but only because that gave them the power, you see? They pretend we control them, but really... but really...
Human staff at the intergalactic android-delivery service Kerblam! are mysteriously disappearing.
The Witchfinders by Joy Wilkinson
You say they come from another planet. Well then, what's all this jazz about witchcraft and covens and so on?
The Doctor finds her new gender a disadvantage when she tries to prevent mass slaughter of "witches".
It Takes You Away by Ed Hime
Ever look in a mirror and think you're seeing a whole other world? Well, this time it's not an illusion.
Helping a blind girl find her missing father leads the TARDIS crew to a completely different universe.
The Battle of Ranskoor Av Kolos by Chris Chibnall
Hidden away in your mountain retreat eating other people's perfectly good planets, where's the derring-do in that?
The return of old enemies threatens to tear the TARDIS crew apart as whole planets go missing.
Resolution by Chris Chibnall
One Dalek is capable of exterminating all!
A Dalek scout is unwittingly resurrected on New Year's Day and goes on the rampage.
Spyfall by Chris Chibnall
I have you in my power absolutely - but I will see your face before I destroy you forever!
A global strike on Earth's secret services alerts Team TARDIS to an invasion from another universe.
Orphan 55 by Ed Hime
Don't get emotional? This cinder we're standing on is all that's left of my world! Everything I knew!
The Tranquility Spa is under threat from the inhabitants of the abandoned Earth it is built on.
Nikola Tesla's Night of Terror by Nina Metivier
People never can see what's under their noses and above their heads.
When aliens come to recruit Earth's greatest inventor, Thomas Edison is put out to find they're after someone else.
Fugitive of the Judoon by Vinay Patel & Chris Chibnall
Have you enjoyed it, Doctor, being human? Has it taught you wonderful things? Are you better, richer, wiser?
A routine extradition attempt by the Judoon leaves the Doctor questioning both her future and her past.
Praxeus by Pete McTighe & Chris Chibnall
There's something about this epidemic that I don't quite understand. It's not like a real disease at all. It's almost as if...
A missing astronaut, a sunken submarine and a warm of possessed birds are clues to a biological threat to the Earth.
Can You Hear Me? by Charlene James & Chris Chibnall
A dream? Really, Doctor, you'll be consulting the entrails of a sheep next!
Team TARDIS are plagued by nightmares which could be cries for help from a captive god.
The Haunting of Villa Diodati by Maxine Alderton & Chris Chibnall
Time's in flux, changing every second. Your cozy little world can be rewritten like that. Nothing is safe.
The Doctor and her friends decide to visit Mary Shelly when she was inspired to write Frankenstein.
Ascension of the Cybermen by Chris Chibnall
You have no superiors, no inferiors, no reinforcements, no hope, no rescue...
In the far future, the last of the Cybermen are hunting down human refugees seeking sanctuary.
The Timeless Children by Chris Chibnall
How far, Doctor? How long have you lived? Back, back to your beginning!
The Doctor and the Master have a final showdown in the burning ruins of Gallifrey.
Revolution of the Daleks by Chris Chibnall
I shall build a new race of Daleks! They will be even more deadly!
The Halloween Apocalypse by Chris Chibnall
Survivors of the Flux by Chris Chibnall
You may have changed your appearance, but I know who you are.
The mysterious Grand Serpent works to bring down UNIT, the last line of Earth defense.
The Vanquishers by Chris Chibnall
Power-mad conspirators, Daleks, Sontarans, Cybermen, they're still in the nursery compared to us!
Moffat Era Summary
Good heavens! The gargoyle. It's gone!
The Doctor is intrigued by a Venetian girl's school where the students hate sunlight, lack reflections but grow fangs.
2020. An isolated Welsh mining project is attacked from beneath as a war looms.
Deep Breath by Steven Moffat
There's no point. No point to anything. Not ever.
Clara and the Paternoster Gang try to handle the very unpredictable new Doctor as an inhuman serial killer stalks Victorian London.
Into the Dalek by Phil Ford
It's not often I have the opportunity to watch a Time Lord squirm.
The Doctor is forced to help repair a dying Dalek that claims it has decided humanity are the superior species.
Robot of Sherwood by Mark Gatiss
You can't blow up a fictional character!
The Doctor attempts prove to Robin Hood doesn't exist and meets the robot army of the Sheriff of Nottingham.
Listen by Steven Moffat
You see, this is what happens when you travel alone for too long.
After a disastrous first date, Clara joins the Doctor in proving a theory he's had since his childhood on Gallifrey.
Time Heist by Steven Thompson
All I do is take a little from those that have too much and then I spread it around a bit.
An amnesiac Doctor and Clara must rob the biggest bank in the universe or die in the attempt.
The Caretaker by Gareth Roberts
How dare you! You stupid old man, you ought to go down on your hands and knees and thank us - but gratitude's the last thing you'll ever have, or any sort of common sense either!
When the Doctor goes undercover at Coal Hill School, Clara's normal life and TARDIS life collide.
Kill the Moon by Peter Harness
What's happened to you, Doctor? I can't bear to look at what you are now!
Events on the moon threatens to destroy life on Earth thanks to the Doctor's determination to prove a point.
Mummy on the Orient Express by Jamie Mathieson
Well, no, I get that it's important. An Egyptian goddess loose on the Orient Express in space. Give us a mo.
The Doctor's pragmatic efforts to stop the deadly Foretold might not leave anyone alive.
Flatline by Jamie Mathieson
Someone's got to be the Doctor.
With the Doctor trapped in the TARDIS, Clara is alone to take on forces from another plane of reality.
In The Forest of the Night by Frank Cottrel-Boyce
Seeds, spores and things. Everywhere. Getting hold, rooting, thrusting, branching, blocking out the light...
A magical, impossible forest covers the Earth's surface overnight but what does this event portend?
Dark Water by Steven Moffat
You're dead already. How many more will you let join you?
Bereavement draws Clara and the Doctor to the 3W Institute where the living apparently commune with the dead.
Death in Heaven by Steven Moffat
Life is wasted on the living!
As the dead rise from their graves, the fate of the world depends on whether or not the Doctor is truly a good man.
Last Christmas by Steven Moffat
You can't spot a dream while you're having it.
Santa Claus comes to the rescue of an Arctic research base under threat from alien parasites - but is he friend or foe?
The Magician's Apprentice by Steven Moffat
Doctor, you do disappoint me. We Time Lords are expected to face death with dignity.
The Doctor is willingly walking to his doom, as penance for committing a terrible crime.
The Witch's Familiar by Steven Moffat
Aw, poor Davros!
A dying Davros offers the Doctor one last chance to prove that mercy is a weakness.
Under the Lake by Toby Whithouse
Well, there are many different kinds of ghosts, Jo. Ghosts from the past and ghosts from the future.
The Doctor and Clara find an underwater UNIT base under siege from axe-wielding ghosts.
Before the Flood by Toby Whithouse
The Doctor chose to involve himself. Soon he will be a Time Lord no longer. That is his reward for compassion.
Journeying back in time to solve a mystery, the Doctor discovers he is destined to die.
The Girl Who Died by Jamie Mathieson
I'm under moral obligation. It's this village. I feel that I might be responsible for it's destruction, and therefore I must at least try and avoid this!
Alien mercenaries are about to destroy a village of peasants, but the Doctor and Clara stand in their way.
The Woman Who Lived by Catherine Tregenna
I feel my mind slipping into a bottomless pit of gloom and despair...
The Doctor teams up with a highwayman to find an alien artifact, and learns he has made a new enemy.
The Zygon Invasion by Peter Harness
Unless you learn to live together, there is no future for you.
The peace treaty between humanity and the Zygons begins to break down.
The Zygon Inversion by Peter Harness
Why begin a long and bloody war where thousands will be killed on both sides?
With the radicalized Zygons gaining the upper hand, only the mysterious Osgood Box can stop them now.
Sleep No More by Mark Gatiss
They're the new species, you see, taking over from homo sapiens. Man's had his day. Finished now. All we can do is marvel at the creatures who are taking our place.
A scientist working on sleep-compression unwittingly creates a new, unstoppable predator.
Face the Raven by Sarah Dollard
I only have one life. Could you remember that?
The Doctor and Clara's luck runs out in an alien refugee camp hidden in Central London.
Heaven Sent by Steven Moffat
We are not alone. We are not the first. We are not alone.
The Doctor is imprisoned in castle and stalked by a monster from his nightmares.
Hell-Bent by Steven Moffat
I thought I was just a survivor, but I'm not. I'm the winner. That's who I am. The Time Lord Victorious.
Waking up with amnesia in Utah, the Doctor tries to recall his conquest of Gallifrey and the end of the universe.
The Husbands of River Song by Steven Moffat
The last time I saw you, you turned up on my doorstep, with a new haircut and a suit. You took me to Darillium to see the Singing Towers. What a night that was. The Towers sang, and you cried...
Intending to use the TARDIS as a getaway vehicle in her latest con, River meets a Doctor she doesn't recognize.
The Return of Dr. Mysterio by Steven Moffat
That's the last piece of luck anyone on this rock will ever have!
The Doctor and Nardole's efforts to stop an alien invasion lead to them meeting a genuine superhero, the Ghost.
The Pilot by Steven Moffat
It's the oldest story in the universe, this one or any other. This isn't a ghost story, it's a love story!
When something unearthly consumes her girlfriend, Bill Potts turns to her tutor, the Doctor, for help.
Smile by Frank Cottrel-Boyce
Smiling all the time, smiling when it doesn't mean anything...
Visiting a colony in the distant future, the Doctor and Bill meet a race of robots that murder anyone unhappy.
Thin Ice by Sarah Dollard
Honestly, Doctor, and after that long talk you gave me about not meddling with history? You ought to be ashamed of yourself!
The last of the great frost fairs is being used as an excuse to feed human beings to a monster living in the Thames.
Knock Knock by Mike Bartlett
An old, empty house full of noises. Evil. Things I didn't understand. Undercurrents.
When the Doctor helps Bill move house, he discovers her new digs is a literal deathtrap.
Oxygen by Jamie Mathieson
I've beaten you and I don't care what you do to me now!
The miners of the space station Chasm Forge are under attack from their own spacesuits.
Extremis by Steven Moffat
This isn't Earth. This isn't real wood. These are not real trees. And you're not the real Sarah!
The Catholic Church summons the Doctor to help prevent the release of a book that drives its readers to suicide.
The Pyramid at the End of the World by Peter Harness
We cannot make war, we are not able. Flight is impossible, we have nowhere to hide. And submission? To what?
Earth will be destroyed within 24 hours unless humanity allow an alien force to take over the planet.
The Lie of the Land by Toby Whithouse
We are not fighting an alien invasion, we're leading a revolution. And today, the battle begins.
The Doctor discovers the only way to defeat fake news is to sacrifice his friend's life.
The Empress of Mars by Mark Gatiss
You check your history books before you decide what people deserve!
The British Empire helps return a Martian home, but will the Ice Warriors accept being ruled by Queen Victoria?
The Eaters of Light by Rona Munro
No one is safe, no one is innocent. Not a war between armies nor a war between nations, but just death, death gone mad. Is this honour? Is this war? Are these the weapons you would use?
The Doctor, Bill and Nardole discover the truth behind the mystery of the lost Roman legion to their cost.
World Enough And Time by Steven Moffat
This all started out as a way of prolonging life.
An injured Bill is trapped in a dying city where people are slowly turning themselves into Cybermen.
The Doctor Falls by Steven Moffat
Between you and me, I haven't got a plan. No idea. No way out.
To save the last unconverted Mondasians, the dying Doctor must ally himself with two incarnations of the Master.
Twice Upon A Time by Steven Moffat
All those things you've been ready to die for. I thought for a moment there you'd finally found something worth living for.
Two Doctors contemplating death are distracted by a glass woman abducting people from history.
RTD Era Summary
You can't rule a world in hiding. You've got to come out onto the balcony sometimes and wave a tentacle.
Space pirates are being hunted down to locate clues to the ultimate treasure trove.
Sally Sparrow is investigates disappearing people, DVD easter eggs and the Weeping Angels.
The Tenth Doctor must convince the Fifth Doctor to help him prevent a temporal explosion.
When the TARDIS lands in Pompeii the day before the volcano erupts, the Doctor discovers the people are already turning to stone.
On Messaline, colonists both human and the fish-like Hath replenish their numbers with genetic clones and the latest produced is Jenny, taken from Time Lord DNA.
When Agatha Christie attends a dinner party at a stately home, a series of brutal murders begins - carried out by a giant alien wasp.
A freak wormhole dumps a London bus on a distant planet stripped of all life.
The Ood warn the Doctor that history itself is about to collapse as events converge to bring back the greatest threat the universe has ever known - the Time Lords.