Tuesday, 15 October 2019

Smug Mode (2019)

Well, my published story Loose Ends in the unofficial 1972 Doctor Who Annual has been reviewed by none other than Paul Margrs himself for his second edition of The Annual Years and he has high praise for my work!



The effort of a crazily-determined and talented enthusiast, Loose Ends sees the Master apparently living in a suburban house in Dagenham, and can't get anyone to take any notice of his grand schemes for taking over the planet. The Doctor has to explain to him exactly why no one is taking him seriously. A lot of the joys of this involve rather ordinary or jarringly-British things - the Master ordering a Chinese takeway, for example - which make you wish this story really had been broadcast back in the day. I really want to see the Master failing to make himself beans on toast because his gas has been cut off...



Okay, it's not much, but screw you!

Back to mocking others' work...


The Eighth Doctor - Jeremy Howe-Stammers-James-Walker III

Season 27 (1999)

Season 28 (2000)


Season 29 (2001)

Season 30 (2002)

Season 31 (2003)
  • Serial 8W - The Sheldon's Crusade
  • Serial 8X - The Kitchenette of Lord Byron's Whores
  • Serial 8Y - Low-Key
  • Serial 8Z - En Suite
  • Serial 9A - Nubian
  • Serial 9B - Slut Infinities
  • Serial 9C - Dill
  • Serial 9D - Curry Powder of the Dustbins

Season 32 (2004)
  • 9E - No Breasts For The Weekend
  • 9F - The Asshole Men
  • 9G - Naughty Feelings
  • 9H - Our Rob Or Ross
  • 9J - Flat On Your Back
  • 9K - Conned Virgins
  • 9L - Cod-Maker
  • 9M - As The Clerks Strike Back

Season 33 (2005)
  • Serial 9N - Porn of Time
  • Serial 9P - The White Guilt
  • Serial 9Q - Slutcharmer
  • Serial 9R - The Constipators
  • Serial 9S - The Atef Crayon
  • Serial 9T - Freudian Fighter
  • Serial 9U - The Orion Expresso
  • Serial 9V - The Caged Angler
  • Serial 9W - The Shitty Emperor
  • Serial 9X - Stephen King's The Mist
  • Serial 9Y - What Would Joss Whedon Do?

Ninth Doctor - Tony Robbins

Season 34 (2006)
  • Serial 9Z - Nude Bargaining
  • Serial 9Z/A - The Philosopher's Fist
  • Serial 10A - The Lesbians of Sappho
  • Serial 10B - Franchise of the Dead
  • Serial 10C - First Bjork
  • Serial 10D - The Legend of the Green Cross Code Man
  • Serial 10E - Lip Gloss Demon
  • Serial 10F - Who Gives A Shit?
  • Serial 10G - Sauna in a Type 40 TARDIS
  • Serial 10H - Jenny Agutter
  • Serial 10J - Girdle of Death
  • Serial 10K - A Michaelmas Fanfic


Season 35 (2007)
  • Serial 10L - Moondance
  • Serial 10M - Moonwalk 
  • Serial 10N - The Curse of Jude Law
  • Serial 10P - Strange Fetish
  • Serial 10Q - Admiring Your Plum Bum
  • Serial 10R - Yoko Oh No!
  • Serial 10S - Nine And A Half Days
  • Serial 10T - Doughnut
  • Serial 10U - Love & Monsters


Season 36 (2008)
  • Serial 10V - The Web of Tie-Ins
  • Serial 10W - The Waxed Museum
  • Serial 10X - The Box of Sauerkrauts
  • Serial 10Y - The Coca Cola Can
  • Serial 10Z - Questionnaire
  • Serial 11A - The Michaelmas Paedo Hunt


Season 37 (2009)
  • Serial 11B - Truffaut the Wander-Dog!
  • Serial 11C - Nozin' Around
  • Serial 11D - Knapsacks
  • Serial 11E - She Was Only The Shoemaker's Daughter, But...
  • Serial 11F - The Plastic Perverts
  • Serial 11G - Tempura Rendition
  • Serial 11H - City of The Drag-Acts
  • Serial 11J - The Russell T Davies of Evil

Tenth Doctor - Lawrence Miles


Season 38 (2010 - 2012)
  • Serial 11K - Penfold
  • Serial 11L - The Michaelmas Northerner
  • Serial 11M - The Michaelmas Northerner II: Not Before I've Opened My Presents
  • Serial 11N - Piece Of Piss
  • Serial 11P - The Fountain of Shite
  • Serial 11Q - The Michaelmas Vomit 
  • Serial 11R - The Mousaka of Anhur
  • Serial 11S - The Vaunt
  • Serial 11T - Fecund Life
  • Serial 11U - Premature Ejaculation
  • Serial 11W - Red-Bull
  • Serial 11X - Bullshit
  • Serial 11Y - The Michaelmas Prick-Tease

Season 39 (2013)
  • Serial 11Z - Ecumenicism of the Dustbins 
  • Serial 12A - The Spicks 'n' Specks Horror
  • Serial 12B - The Knicker Parade
  • Serial 12C - Goth Opera 
  • Serial 12D - Reflexive Incontinence
  • Serial 12E - Comic-Con of the Dustbins

Season 40 (2014)
  • Serial 12F - Goat Shit
  • Serial 12G - Cybercunt
  • Serial 12H - The Absolutely, Definitely, Completely Final Reckoning
    Serial 12J - Even MORE Final Reckoning Than Before! We Really Mean This Time! Honestly!

Season 41 (2018)
  • Serial 12K - The Michaelmas Spoiler
  • Serial 12L - The Throne of Paddington 
  • Serial 12M - The Secret of Paddington
  • Serial 12N - Polemicist
  • Serial 12P - The Web Of Inanity 
  • Serial 12Q - "Get Schwifty!"
  • Serial 12R - Fights and Irresponsibilites
  • Serial 12S - Loon-Lust
  • Serial 12S/A - The Michaelmas Futility

Season 42
  • Serial 12T - About Nothing Much
  • Serial 12U - The Michaelmas Cliches

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