Stupid Things To Do # 5483

Lose your pet chameleon in a coal mine.

A Song About Goblins

See the little goblin
See his little feet
And his little nosey-wose
Isn't the goblin sweet?

See the little goblin
See his little tongue
Right between his toothy-pegs
Isn't the goblin fun?

See the little goblin
See his little beard
When people disappear
Aren't you feeling scared?

See the little goblin
See his little claws
Slash their way through flesh and bone
Whenever the goblin roars

See the little goblin
See his little eyes
When he gives his evil grin
Folk run for their lives

Flee the little goblin
Flee his delight
If you run fast enough
You might survive the night

Goblins seem so lovely
Goblins seem so kind
That is why the goblins are
The bane of all mankind

So let's sing about the goblins
So little and so pale
We always think they're harmless
That's why they never fail

If you see the goblin
Don't be taken in
By its oh-so-charming spell
And its wicked grin

If you ignore my words
And trust the goblin's smile
The goblin will add your corpse
To its growing pile

It's easy to forget this
They offer us such treats
What were we singing about?
Oh, aren't the goblins sweet!