Monday 31 July 2017

New Doctors, Classic Monsters

For pure nostalgeristis only...


Four Doctors, each traveling alone in the universe and each facing uncertain futures, find pasts they'd rather have forgotten are catching up with them...


THE BEASTS IN THE WOODS

Needing to psyche himself up to convince Rose Tyler to travel with him, the Ninth Doctor seeks a lazy weekend on the rural planet of Tara. But now the androids of Tara are fighting a losing battle against the ferocious wood-beasts who are on the verge of taking over the world. Can the Doctor end the slaughter in time? Just where are the Tarans vanishing to? And why, since he was bitten by one of the beasts, has the Doctor been so hungry...?


EVIL OF THE BANDRILLS

When a man loses everyone he cares about, their potential for mayhem is never greater. So no one who knows what happened to the Tenth Doctor at Canary Wharf is really surprised he's given up trying to defend the universe from injustice. But to side with the softly-spoken psychotic Bandrills and install them as the new Time Lords to destroy any surviving Daleks and Cybermen is surely too far? As the bendalypse warheads start to fly and whole species go extinct, the Doctor has no conscience to rely on but his own...


THE TYTHONIAN RAGE

Keeping a low profile for the Eleventh Doctor would be difficult enough at the best of times. But how's the Last of the Time Lords supposed to make sure the Silence think he's dead when he keeps getting awesome opportunities to save the universe? Surely not just anyone in a bowtie and tweed jacket could defeat an insane Tythonian warrior unwittingly hatched on a pleasure resort asteroid? Because the only way anyone is getting out of this alive is the Doctor revealing he faked his death...


LORD OF THE SECOND GALAXY

The Twelfth Doctor is a man without a carer and forced to rely on judgment he stopped trusting a long time ago. But even answering a distress signal on the ice planet of Myrotarn won't even go simply. A team of scientists exploring the Watersnake Wormholes have found their way from the Milky Way to Galaxy Two. And that means the creatures that live in Galaxy Two have found their way to the Milky Way. Who's the invader? Who's side should the Doctor take? And just what is in those delicious vol-u-vents?


Featuring the Ninth, Tenth, Eleventh and Twelfth Doctors (that's what we're calling them, get over it already!) and the Taran Wood Beasts, the Bandrills, the Tythonians and that goddamned terrifying scary-looking chess piece/Satan's Christmas Tree from "Mission to the Unknown".






Four Doctors, each traveling alone in the universe and each facing uncertain futures, find pasts they'd rather have forgotten are catching up with them...


TEARS FOR SEERS

The Thirteenth Doctor returns to Minyos II, a world like so many others ravaged by the Time War. Can the Time Lords ever make amends for their crimes against the Minyans? More to the point, what has happened to the descendants of the R1C? The brutal truth is that not all progress is forward, and evolution doesn't give a damn about having a happy ending...


VENGEANCE OF THE PLASMATONS

An old house atop a hill on a dark winter's night hosts an awkward family reunion of 1920s aristocrats. Something is prowling in the woods, killing animals in a blind frenzy. A makeshift hangman's noose waits for a victim. And the Twelfth Doctor can't find his way back to the TARDIS. As the thing in the night besieges the mansion, the real danger might not come from the entity outside but rather its mysterious controller within...


THE FUNCTIONARY UPRISING

The grey-faced natives of Inter Minor have stratified their society to the point where the working class are now a separate species of force-grown slaves. Although efforts have been made to improve working conditions, it's too late, too late. The time has come for the Functionaries to throw off their chains and take back their planet - but which side of the conflict will the Tenth Doctor take? Is there really an alternative to outright war or extermination? Is there always another way?


LEGACY OF THE FISH-PEOPLE

With the end of the Last Great Time War in sight, the War Doctor has one last duty to discharge before he does what needs to be done - find a way to get his friend Leela of the Sevateem out of the time-lock and to safety. But the TARDIS lands them on a world ravaged by Professor Zaroff's attempts to raise Atlantis from the ocean and humanity has died out. The Fish-People rule what is left of the Earth and they have no intention of letting the Doctor and Leela putting history back on track...


Featuring the War, Tenth, Twelfth and Thirteenth Doctors (that's what we're calling them, get over it already!) and the Fish-People, the Functionaries, the Plasmatons and the Seers.


Saturday 29 July 2017

The Signs Were There...




OCTOBER 1980

"I hope whoever gets the part will have as happy a time as I've had. I wish him - or her - luck." - Tom Baker

"When naming various actors, I suddenly thought 'Why not?' and named an actress. John Nathan-Turner said, 'Hang on a moment. You can't have a her - think of his name. He's called the Doctor!' It wasn't a wild gimmick, but that moment of blank silence when I realized he couldn't get his mind around the idea was a classic!" - Christopher H. Bidmead

"TIME'S UP, DOCTOR - And the new Who could be a woman!
A spokesman to the BBC said last night: 'The part has not been offered to anyone, but we've spoken to various people and some of them have been ladies.'"
- Paul Donovan The Daily Mail


JUNE 1983

"Just when I thought that those awful rumors of 1980 were the thing of the past, Patrick Troughton was agreeing with Sue Lawley about a female Doctor. What a horrendous idea! There are very few things that could completely turn me off the series, but a female Doctor is one of them. What if he/she were to meet Susan again? Or go back to Draconia as a woman? It's just unthinkable. I find the concept monstrous and would like to prepare a petition, just in case." - Nicholas Pegg


JULY 1983

'PETER TO QUIT - Now BBC hunt for Lady Doctor!
Doctor Who is set to make his most sensational transformation ever. Plans are afoot to turn him into a woman.' - The Daily Express

"Producer John Nathan-Turner launched his search for a new Time Lord, admitting: 'I'm not ruling out the choice of a Lady Doctor.'" - Nick Ferrari, The Sun

Doctor Who? 1984-2003 predictions


AUGUST 1983

"The prospect of a female Doctor might well turn out to be fun. Surely no bad thing? Certainly any attempt at a "sex change" would raise many awkward questions, but let's be honest and admit that there are many taboo areas in the Doctor Who mythology. It might be possible a female Doctor would damage the viewing figures but doesn't each regeneration run the risk of the public rejecting the new Doctor? After twenty years of major changes, the show is as strong as ever. Why not keep changing? If Doctor Who has been anything, it's been imaginative." - Stephen Ryan


DECEMBER 1983

"The choice of Colin Baker surprised me, but I'm glad it wasn't a woman!"
- Stephen Richards


AUGUST 1984

"Having established that the Doctors could change, that they could transmogrify into another aspect of this character, then there was no real limit to the number of Doctors, or the sex of the Doctors, or the race of the Doctors." - Patrick Troughton


JUNE 1986

'Perhaps suprisingly, none of the entries cast a woman in the role of the Doctor...'
- Doctor Who Film Casting Competition


OCTOBER 1986

"Dr. Who should be metamorphosed into a woman. I want to avoid a flashy, Hollywood ‘Wonder Woman’ because this kind of hero(ine) with no flaws is a bore. Given more time than I have now, I can create such a character." - Sydney Newman


MARCH 1987

'It's amazing what can happen to that seasoned time traveller Doctor Who. On his next excursion among the heavenly bodies he may actually turn into one... and become Dr Her. And Joanna Lumley is materializing as one of the stars who could take a journey into space. So far 25 actors - including two women, Victoria Wood and Jill Gascoinge - have staked a claim to replace deposed Colin Baker as the next Time Lord. "I think from what we know about Time Lords that it's perfectly feasible," said show's producer John Nathan-Turner.'
 - Anne Caborn

'Already the newspapers are rumouring that the next Doctor might be a woman - all because a group of London feminists thinking this would be a good non-sexist idea have written to suggest it to the BBC's Alasdair Milne.' - Gallifrey Guardian # 122

"Let me kill the idea of a woman Doctor once and for all. Presumably the Doctor was born male. What would the Master be called if he was female - the Mistress? Doesn't have the same ring to it, does it? Presumably this would also mean that Romana would be able to become a seven-foot hunk. And Time Ladies with names like Thalia? More seriously, it would break the Law of Time. The Time Lord/Lady in question would be able to mate with itself, producing... well, think about it." - Rob Hawkins

"If the BBC must get rid of Colin Baker, then I hope they at least have the sense to cast a male in the lead." - Simon Harries


APRIL 1987

"Now that Colin Baker is leaving the role of the Doctor and rumors are flying once again about a female taking over, let me give you my opinions on the subject. It is no more strange an idea than a space-time machine looking like a police box, it being bigger on the inside or a character being able to regenerate. My suggestion, with her 'Who-ish' smile, is Joanna Lumley. And if you still think a female Doctor is strange, then consider the humble oyster who changes sex several times a day!" - Matthew Priest

"This is the perfect time for a woman to take the lead, avoiding what has been described as 'possibly the most painful regeneration yet.' The seventh incarnation could be described as the Doctor's mid-life crisis - or perhaps all Gallifreyans develop traits of the opposite sex in the middle life." - Toby Baxter

"If they choose a woman to play the Time LORD then I for one am not going to watch the next series. A female Doctor would ruin the show, that is something I do not want to see."
- P. Tricker

"I hope that John Nathan-Turner will take heed of the fact that the Doctor is male - a grandFATHER and Time LORD. I'm not sexist, but a female Doctor is as ridiculous as a male Miss Marple." - Ian Mason



MAY 1987

'Will there ever be a woman Doctor? JN-T has said it isn't likely, and many fans vehemently oppose the idea of a sex change for their beloved hero. Pity. It's a shame to put unnecessary limitations upon a format that otherwise has almost-limitless potential in stories and characters. And the right actress in the role might be VERY interesting. If Time Lords receive a single set of sex chromosones at the beginning of life, the chance for a change of gender with regeneration should be nil. But should that be the case?"
- Forum: Could There Be A Lady Doctor


JUNE 1987

"1) The impression of fixed gender has always been evident. Susan always referred to the Doctor as 'Grandfather' and never as 'Grandmother' or 'Grandparent.'
2) If Gallifreyans possess the amazing ability to switch sex at will, why has it remained such a closely-guarded secret until now? Surely we would have heard of it.
3) If Gallifreyans were hermaphroditic beings, there would be no hes and shes in the first place.
4) If sudden sex changers occur, how do you explain the male appearance of the Valeyard?
5) If a female Gallifrey has to live for a few hundred years as a man before attaining womanhood how in the name of E-Space do they propagate their race?
6) Colin Baker looks nothing like an oyster
Apart from that, I think it's a wonderful idea." - David Muir


NOVEMBER 1987

"The Doctor could never become a lady, because he started out as a man. The general public would never accept a woman Doctor. I will never forgive John Nathan-Turner for starting this ridiculous issue." - Trevor Gensch


NOVEMBER 1989

The Incredible Hulk Presents... the Eighth Doctor



FEBRUARY 1991

'A total of 120 actors (and actresses) were nominated to play the Doctor in a future series or film...' - poll results


JULY 1991

"The Doctor Joanna Lumley would play would have a unique style: not so much contemptuous of mere humans' failure as amused at quite how much energy and effort we'd be putting into the wrong problem. After she decided it was important and it interested her after all, she'd identity the true problem and then settle it effortlessly and permanently. Her companion would be over-eager to start helpling before the real problems were identifi and also be fit/skilled enough to provide muscle when it was in fact actually required.

Glenda Jackson's ability to play both the impervious and the mad compellingly is well-established: her Doctor would suffer ignorance with impatience and fools not at all. Her companion needs to be an accomplished diplomat capable of translating the Doctor's terse and pithy comments into polite suggestions. She would be performing a sort of social ombudsman's role to those who've felt the impact of the Doctor's forceful personality.

Kate O'Mara's ability to blaze, to dominate without speaking a word would give us a commanding Doctor the like of which we'd never seen before. Her Doctor would have problems no other incarnation has had, problems not of energizing people into acting as she desires but of having to be everywhere at once BECAUSE of her ability to keep an eye on and intimidate people unconvinced of her plans. Whenever she leaves, the previously-enthusiastic will realize/remember that they DON'T agree with her and can't understand why they ever thought they did.

That O'Mara has already played the role of the Rani is not a problem but a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, a "hook" for a story in which the Rani masquerades as the Kate O'Mara Doctor. We might never really be able to tell if it really was the Doctor or the Rani who'd triumphed!"
- Peter Pinto


OCTOBER 1991

"The suggestion of a female Doctor would surely destroy the show's credibility in the eyes of many. The Doctor cannot become female. The Doctor is male because that is how he has always appeared. If the Doctor is an epicene and can therefore appear as a woman, but where does that leave his granddaughter Susan? So can we drop this female Doctor nonsense?" - Huw Davies

"That Joanna Lumley should play the Doctor is frankly absurd. If Time Lords can change sex at will, then Susan's husband might be in for a nasty surprise." - Daniel Blythe


MARCH 1992

'Could the Doctor be played by a woman? We thought about the likes of Judy Dench, which would make a very interesting concept...'
- Nic Jangels on Darklight's bid for new Doctor Who series


SEPTEMBER 1992

"It's nonsense that the Doctor can't APPEAR female. It is also nonsense to suggest Joanna Lumley as the Doctor. The role needs an ACTOR, not a star name!" - James Guthrie


AUGUST 1995

Decalog 2: Lost Property is released. It replaced an anthology about the female twelfth Doctor trying to prevent the creation of the Valeyard.


OCTOBER 1995

The announcement of a new Doctor Who film has journalists claiming it will star either Joanna Lumley or Carolyn Seymor as the Doctor.

"I cannot think of a single reason why a woman should not be the Doctor. There is nothing intrinsically male about the character. The more I think about a woman playing the part of the Doctor, the more I am convinced that the structure of the programme would not have to be altered at all to accomodate such a change, as long as writers don't fall into the trap for writing for a conventional heroine, having villains fall for her and making an issue about her gender.

The female Doctor should be an unconventional woman, neither a damsel in distress or a muscled gun-toting warrior. She wouldn't be interest in love or sex or wearing make up or clothes that restricted movement. She is an aristocratic adventuress, extremely bright and eccentric to the point of mild lunacy, she would rarely be seen out of khaki and wear a leather flying cap with goggles pulled up on her forehead - a woman of some maturity, as tough as old boots, putting her enemies down a fierce wit and a fiercer right-hook.

Should she travel into the past and find herself confronted by an enormous amount of taken-for-granted sexism, she would quickly deal with this prejudice with a cutting remark and get on with saving the day. She would challenge assumptions with her actions, rather than trying to educate the narrow-minded men she met with long speeches.

Surely if a woman can play the Captain in Star Trek, a woman could play the Doctor?"
- Matthew Jones


DECEMBER 1995

"Obviously people are going to disagree with me, but I feel that a change or both formula and gender is necessary so that the show can break what was, in the last fours in particular, becoming a stereotypical mould." - Neil Blanks


JANUARY 1996

"Of course Americans will understand a thirty-year-old British adventure show, and intellectualize a once-great idea into a continuity-laden, angst-ridden melodrama. Let's make Doctor Who a nice sexy chick, someone like Teri Hatcher? What about a tunic, something figure-hugging, that would be needed to sell this sorry sucker..." - Dan Lovelace


JULY 1998

"We could cast a man or a woman. That's possible, although we haven't decided yet."
- Dave Thompson, BBC Films Producer

"kd Lang would be good. You mustn't have a sort of Wonder Woman, though."
- Christopher H Bidmead

'ITV's teletext phone in survey to elect the people's choice of Doctor was won by Honor Blackman, coming out top with 23%.' - BBC News Website

"Yes, I'd like to be the new Doctor, and if anyone out there has any influence in casting, put in a good word for me." - Claudia Christian

"No doubt the BBC thinks it would very politically correct and modern to change the Doctor into a woman, but why does it need to? When Doctor Who is capable of winning an award for best drama, it is easy to see that there is no need to interfere with Doctor Who's basic premise. Captain Janeway is an original character, whereas the Doctor already exists. A female Doctor would change the show beyond all recognition and it would be better if the title was changed also." - Richard Layton


AUGUST 1998

'Horror of horrors - THE NEXT DOCTOR MIGHT BE PLAYED BY A WOMAN!

In 1986, several Labor Euro MPs wrote to BBC Director General Alisdair Milne demanding Colin Baker's replacement be a woman. "It will encourage girls to think of making careers in science" was their rather-spurious claim.

What if Time Lords CAN swap sexes or somesuch when they regenerate? In The Hand of Fear, the Kastrian Eldrad's body is seen to regenerate itself, transmuting from an alien with secondary sexual characteristics broadly similar to a human female to one broadly male. Registering the fact that the Doctor appears to be surprised by this gender-bending, the new Eldrad laughs: "Come Doctor, as a Time Lord you should be well-acquainted with the process of regeneration!" Does s/he know something we don't?

In Logopolis, the Watcher is a "future projection" of the Doctor, ethereal, fuzzy and entirely androgynous - adding further weight to the idea that Gallifreyan gender is fluid at best.

There's no real reason why the Doctor shouldn't be a man, a woman, a father, a mother, straight, gay, bi, asexual, bigamous, polygamous, light-skinned, dark-skinned, blue-skinned - whatever. If clever, witty trustworthy people decide that a future Doctor does not have to be seen in the form a white Anglo-Saxon male, then good luck to them!'
- Sex and the Single Gallifreyan

'Who would have played the Doctor if she'd been a woman from the first?

DWM rounds up the likely ladies...

1963-66 Hermione Baddely
1966-69 Vivian Pickles
1970-74 Liz Fraser
1974-81 Frances de la Tour
1982-84 Jan Francis
1984-86 Lynda Bellingham
1987-89 Pauline Melville
1996 Miranda Richardson'
- Who's that Girl?


MARCH 1999

'...a very spirited and likeable female Jane Asher-esque Seventh Doctor is a high-point...'
- review of The Wrath of Eukor, Why Don't You...?

The Curse of Fatal Death screens with the Thirteenth Doctor being revealed as a blonde woman played by Joanna Lumley.

"It's sacrilege to say it, I know, but Joanna Lumley was a terrifically pompous, in-control potential Doctor. What a great audition piece!" - Andrew McAleer

"Didn't you find your reservations about a female Doctor crumbling as Joanna Lumley stood up?" - Clayton Hitckman


JUNE 1999

"Cast a woman by all means. Why not? But make sure you err on the side of Stephanie Cole rather than Joanna Lumley." - Mark Gatiss


JULY 1999

David A McIntee's Autum Mist ends with Sam Jones asking the Eighth Doctor "So. . . does that mean you could even change sex? Regenerate into a woman? I mean, how would that work?" His reply? "I'll explain later."


SEPTEMBER 1999

"How dare all these incarnations - save for Lumley - be so instantly acceptable when it's a recognized given that a new Doctor can't even begin to be liked until they've completed a season?" - Vanessa Bishop


JULY 2000

Mike Tucker's Prime Time has the Seventh Doctor muse, "I could be a girl one day."


MAY 2001

"The trouble with Doctor Who is that they've never had a woman play the Doctor. My greatest ambition is to play Dr. Who! I think it would be rather fun. Why has there never been a woman, I ask myself?" - Eleanor Bron


OCTOBER 2001

"I'd like to see the Doctor come back as a woman. I want to play Dr. Who! Isn't it about time we had a female Doctor? I think it would make rather a nice change if HE came back as a SHE. It would be a dream come true! Such a treat! Half the women in this country want to play the Doctor!" - Rula Lenska

"I could could become Doctor Who! I could, couldn't I? Ooh, Yes! Everyone wants to play Dr Who, don't they?" - Jasmine Breaks

"A female Doctor?! Oh Lordy. He's back... and it's about bikini zones, window shopping and PMT."  - Benjamin Cook



MARCH 2003

"I'd like to do a modern version of Dr Who starring someone like Judi Dench."
 - Jane Tranter, BBC Head of Drama


SEPTEMBER 2003

"I think it's high time that Doctor Who was a woman. There is nothing in the stories to say the Doctor can't be female. I'd like to see somebody really scary, Amazonian, highly-intelligent and gorgeous: someone who could be a complete handful. Rachel Stirling could do it because she's got great charisma. Dame Maggie Smith would be brilliant. I'd like the Doctor as dive rather than being played by some dippy, wide-eyed girl. For too long the Doctor has been played as a very heavy melancholic man with Victorian gravitas. The producers of the ninth series should cast their net slightly wider than the usual white male."
- Paul McGann (on whether he thinks Richard E Grant should be his replacement)


Arabella Weir stars as the female Unbound Third Doctor in Nicholas Briggs' Exile.

"It's a big honor playing the first bona fide lady Doctor, is 'wicked, man!' I think the next regeneration should be Catherine Zeta Jones - she's a genius. Or Beyonce Knowles - it'd be nice to see a black woman. Or Britney Spears - yeah, she'd make a damn good Doctor. If I were to regenerate into a man, I'd shag lots of women. Isn't that what all blokes want to do all day long? I'd just shag all the time. You can put that in your magazine, can't you? And not listen to anyone - I'd do that! I'd not listen to anybody, shag lots of women and get pissed. And not care what anybody thought about me." - Arabella Weir


OCTOBER 2003

"I'd like Dawn French to play the Doctor. I doubt anyone is entirely male or female. I'm certainly in touch with my feminine side." - Colin Baker


APRIL 2005

"Miriam Margolyes, she'd be wonderful. That's who I think should be the Doctor. It's about time we had a woman, isn't it?" - Simon Callow


MAY 2005

'DAVIES RULES OUT FEMALE DR WHO
Russell T Davies says he wouldn't let a woman become the next Time Lord after Christopher Eccleston - never in a million years! Asked if he would allow a female actor to become the next Doctor, Davies said: "Nah! Imagine having to explain that one to your kids - that Dr Who has lost his willy!"' - Marc Baker, Wales on Sunday


MARCH 2008

The Dark Husband starring Sylvester McCoy has a scene where he notes his next regeneration could be a woman.


NOVEMBER 2008

David Tennant quits Doctor Who and suggests Billie Piper could take over the role: "Why not?"


JANUARY 2009

"Please don't let the next Doctor be a woman! That's the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard, even more ridiculous than the priest that could turn into a giant wasp." - Rebecca Yallop

"In my opinion, the Eleventh Doctor should be played by a woman for a change. I'd love to see American actress Winona Ryder in the role, provided she loses her American accent to make her own Doctor sound very British." - Graham Keenan

"I found myself laughing in agreement when Ben Cook argued that the casting of a woman in the role of the Doctor would be 'rubbish' and 'like casting a female James Bond.' I hope my reaction doesn't reveal any latent sexism on my part, I just believe that many of those qualities of the Doctor to which we apply the label 'Doctorish' are male qualities. If you lose those qualities, what sort of Doctor have you got? Miriam Margolyes dressed up in Amelia Earhart-style flying gear and carrying a carpet bag? It's an interesting idea, but I thought we had moved beyond such gimmickry..." - Malcolm Stewart


APRIL 2009

The Two Irises by Simon Gurrier has Katy Manning's Iris Wildthyme regenerate into a male incarnation played by David Benson.


DECEMBER 2009

"New TARDIS interior could be a woman!" - the Space/Time Telegraph


JANUARY 2010

The first scene of the Eleventh Doctor and Steven Moffat as showrunner has the Time Lord wonder if he's regenerated female.

"As you've just seen, the Eleventh Doctor checks his hair and wonders if he's a girl. Given that the science of regeneration is nonsense, I don't think there's a SCIENTIFIC reason he couldn't do it. But it's a problem of narrative. Would you actually think it was still him/her? Would you actually think 'that's still William Hartnell'?

A woman Doctor could happen one day, and it's an exciting possibility. I would worry that you could no longer believe it was the same person, cos that's a BIG one. If a man changes his shape and appearance, I could believe it's still him. I wonder if making him female might push it? May not. Maybe someone will come along who's much more up-to-date and modern than me and it could work - but I would worry you might not believe...

The Doctor is quite blokey in certain respects, there are certain aspects of him that are quite male - his inability to settle down, his restlessness, his desire to avoid emotion and tinker with his engine - which all feel to me to be quite male. But someone else may one day come along and say 'That's a rule, let's break it!'

That's great when people do that." - Steven Moffat


JANUARY 2011

DI Patricia Menzies (Anna Hope) convinces people she is a regenerated Doctor in Jonathan Morris' The Crimes of Thomas Brewster.


MARCH 2011

Gallifrey 4: Annihilation sees Romana, Leela and Narvin travel to a Gallifrey where Borusa is a woman (Katy Manning).


JUNE 2013

"An audience that lacks the imagination to welcome a female Dr. Who is hardly equipped to enjoy anything at all about the show in general." - Christopher H Bidmead

The Harvest of Time by Alistair Reynolds shows a female incarnation of the Master.


JULY 2013

"It will happen. Having been poisoned by space dust, the Doctor will stagger into the TARDIS, mortally done for. He'll tip back his head, blazing with light, his features will blur... then in his place will be Vick McClure, Gina McKee or Lesley Sharp and in that moment, we the gawping audience, will feel how the kids felt watching The Power of the Daleks did after Bill Hartnell died - disbelieving, disturbed and a little bit scared. And a whole fortnight later, because McClure/McKee/Sharp are great actors, we'll have forgotten anyone else played the Doctor at all." - Alan Barnes

"The entranced conservatism of certain Who fans always annoyed me, but the anti-female Doctor stuff is horrible. The Who casting at the same time as the gay marriage debate means I'm hearing the same crap points from two direction. Is there any reasonable and non-horrible argument that the Doctor should be played by a man? No." - Paul Cornell

"Isn't it time the Doctor became a woman? Most responses to that question are from female fans (many calling themselves feminists) who don't want the Doctor played by a woman, and that a big part of Doctor Who's appeal for them comes from the way its male hero is portrayed." - Tom Spilsbury

"As feminists we are always asking men to change, to become less aggresive and to value equality. The idea of feminists arguing that we should take away the only male role model that appears to use his brain rather than weapons or fists seems rather alien to me." 
 - Claire Budd, The Independent

"If people think a female Dr Who is the answer to inequality then they need to grow up. It's telly. He's a bloke." - Sarah Pinborough


AUGUST 2013

'As has now become traditional in these times, the possibility of the next Doctor being a woman has been speculated upon - bookmakers' favorites include Billie Piper, Jennifer Saunders, Sue Perkins, Olivia Colman, Helen Mirren and Miranda Hart...' - Gallifrey Guardian

"Really? Who, me? Are you serious? That's hilarious!" - Miranda Hart

'Whenever a Doctor is leaving there's speculation about whether the next Doctor might be female with one side arguing vociferously that it's about time, what difference it would make and why not with the other side responding to the "why not" by pointing out it would raise lots of Awkward Questions, that's bloody why not!

If the world is not ready for the Doctor to be played by a woman, it is certainly not ready for the Doctor to be played by a man (Paul O'Grady) pretending to be a woman (Lilly Savage).

If Time Lords DO change sex during their twelfth regeneration, it might explain why the Valeyard was keen to defer it.

Now, Catherine Tate as the Doctor Donna - THAT'S how you play a female Doctor!'
 - Jonathan Morris, The 67 Doctors...



SEPTEMBER 2013

"Will they cast a woman as the Doctor? Appartently, it's the question on everyone's lips. More likely, it's on the lips of a small percentage of fans and a few journalist. The Doctor is a man, so he's played by one. The producers could cast a woman if they wanted, but then they could regenerate him into a talking dog - but there comes a point the programme stops being Doctor Who." - Michael J Billinghurts

"Nobody is calling for the Master a woman, so why should the Doctor suddenly become a Time Lady? The Doctor has only regenerated into a woman in spoofs and with good reason."
- Terry Leese

"If the Doctor was to become a gender-bender, the show would die quicker than a Gary Glitter comeback concert. A female Doctor is a gimmick, and a poor one at that. I would certainly never watch the show again. It would become a joke." - Roger Shore

"The Twelfth Doctor might be a woman? It's a real turn-off for the next series! There is no record in Doctor Who history of there being a sex change in regeneration!"
- Steve Backnell

"She's just given an amazing audition - the humor, the madness, the charm, brilliant chemistry with the companion, the centre of every scene, standing up to the monsters while falling over her own feet. The quality that each actor has brought: being completely new but unmistakably the Doctor. But this actor doesn't get the role because 'it's telly, the Doctor's a bloke and we'd rather have a man being a positive role model than a woman'? How is that not horrible?" - Vin Marsden Hendrick

"My suggestion is the Fourteenth Doctor should be a woman as whatever solution is thought of give the Doctor more than the allotted thirteen lives could also result in him changing sex." - Tim Bishop


OCTOBER 2013

"Some say why not have a clever, funny, strong, positive, peacemaking, thinking, non-conformist female role model for boys? But would boys really truly see themselves in that character? Would their fathers encourage them to rush around the living room pretending to be a woman? I think they'd be worried their boy was impersonating a feminine character. A female Doctor may well be the future, but the rest of us need to catch up a bit first." - Claire Budd, The Doctor Shouldn't Be A Woman

"The Doctor has already been a woman, she was just played by a male actor, Jon Pertwee. The Doctor isn't a bloke at all, but in fact a fictional alien character and only a bloke because blokes have been cast as the Doctor by blokes. Real people in real-life change their gender and if real-life can manage it, why not fantasy? A female Doctor would be an amazing role model for boys because they would see that intelligence, courage and resisting bullies without resorting to violence don't depend on gender."
- Una McCormack, The Doctor Should Be A Woman

"In recent years we've have a female Starbuck and a Joan Watson and those are characters who CAN'T change their physical form. Oh and for those who worry about canon and established facts, in The Doctor's Wife the Doctor mentions the Corsair - both a 'strapping big bloke' and 'a bad girl'. So there we have it: canonical precedence." - Dan Tessier

"If HE regenerates into a SHE, part of why I love the show will be gone." - Jay Deadman

"At the risk of being called 'horrible' by Paul Cornell, there are good reasons why the Doctor should not be female. Viewers will be unable to suspend their disbelief if a woman is cast, especially American viewers and overseas markets who are closed-minded about the sex change of a title character." - Tom Harris, MP for Glasgow


NOVEMBER 2013

The overall poll result showed 66 per cent of fans, both male and female, were against the idea of a female Doctor - so of the 2700 voters, the anti-lady Doctor crowd were 1800.

In The Night of the Doctor, the Sisterhood of Karn offer to tailor-make the Doctor's ninth regeneration - including age, personality and gender.

"Everyone forgets we already have a female Doctor - his daughter, Jenny! Spin-off series, anyone?"  - Matt Brown



JULY 2014

The War Doctor novel Engines of War by George Mann shows Borusa regenerating into a woman. 


AUGUST 2014

"I think they need to re-examine his surname - 'Who' is very oriental. It's about time they had an Asian actor as The Doctor. And a female one." - BRIAN BLESSED!!!

Flatline features Clara taking up the mantle of the Doctor when the original is trapped.

"I quite like that, way back when the Twelfth Doctor was being cast, people were asking if there will ever be a female Doctor. We have a chance to do that. There's a lot of joy in seeing a character ask 'Who are you?' and Clara saying 'I'm the Doctor!' She's a better Doctor than the Doctor himself..." - Jamie Mathieson

"Jenna Coleman totally owns it when she declares 'I'm the Doctor,' and gives the sonic screwdriver a characteristic flick." - Graham Kibble-White


OCTOBER 2014

Michelle Gomez's character Missy, Gatekeeper to the Nethersphere, is revealed to the Master regenerated into female form and the Doctor concedes he too might regenerate into a woman one day. Clara also bluffs the Cybermen she is a regenerated Doctor.

"For all we know, the Master might have spent much longer as a woman than as a man in his various pre-Delgado incarnations..." - Fraser Welsh

"Now that the Master has become a woman, does this mean the BBC is preparing the public for the Doctor played by a woman?" - Nabil Shaban

"This fanboy had no problem with the gender reassignment visited on the character, no problem with the fictional logic nor real-life reasoning. Not everyone was happy but it's interesting to note that no one really batted an eyelid when she claimed the Doctor was her boyfriend - something that once, not so long ago, was also 'unthinkable...'" 
- Graham Kibble White


DECEMBER 2014

"It's about time Doctor Who tore up and rulebook and shook things about with a female Master! Change is key to the show and people should embrace it." - Nicholas Brent

"Now that we've seen how brilliantly the Master can be played by a woman, I really hope that when the sad day comes for the Twelfth Doctor to depart, his successor will take female form. Miranda Hart, anyone?"  - Tomasina Philips

"If Peter Capaldi is succeeded by a woman I will be done watching a show that formed me as a person. My boyhood hero is simply not a woman. I could not accept a future Doctor as a woman. Doctor Who was a role model for me as a boy and that's how I view the character today." - Paul Western


JANUARY 2015

"I strongly hope the next Doctor IS female. Why can't a woman be a hero? Doctor Who needs to have a strong character who saves the day, not necessarily a male character as Clara has demonstrated." - Florence Austin

"My problem with a female Master and female Doctor is that the show is beginning to feel more like a reboot as up until now Moffat and Davies did a good job of making it feel like a continuation of the original run." - Terry Leese

"OK, now we have a female Master and there's mounting pressure for a female Doctor when Capaldi leaves, I want to have his granddaughter played by Idris Elba - at least this highlights how silly all this talk is about the Doctor being a woman. It was a jokey comment by Tom Baker ages ago. He's a bloke! END OF! LET'S MOVE ON!" - David McArthur

"Anybody who says that they'll stop watching Doctor Who if the Doctors gender or ethnicity (as percieved by us pudding brains) changes can save themselves some time and just stop now, as they've apparently been missing the whole point of the show so far."
- Neil Stewart Nichols


APRIL 2015

"The Doctor was also one of my niece's role models when she was younger and nobody seemed to have a problem with that. Maybe she could have identified better with a Doctor of her own gender, I don't know. If so, the solution certainly ISN'T to create a new Time Lady character who will always be seen as a second-rate Doctor - because if she's shown as more awesome than the Doctor, the fanboys will doubtless complain about that as well." 
- David Kennedy

"Part of me loves the idea of the next Doctor being a woman while another is wary of such a drastic change to the show. Until the Twelfth Doctor hangs up his magician's cloak, let's just enjoy the current and frankly astounding genius of Mr. Capaldi." - Cory Eadson

"I've been attacked for being so socially-progressive that I NEED to change the Doctor's gender AND for being so right-wing that I REFUSE to change the Doctor! I'm the only writer or producer who has confirmed that the Doctor CAN change gender! As to whether Missy makes it more or less likely, there's only one way to cast the Doctor and that is the person who brings the part alive. It can't be for any other reason, it can't be in order to reform the world. I want the most conservative, reactionary, traditionalist Doctor Who fan to come with it - because if we lost the audience, the show would go off the air! There's still a sizeable number of people who are EXTREMELY skeptical of the idea, not as many as there used to be, but still a lot of people who say they don't like that idea. Get it wrong and it is finished."
- Steven Moffat


NOVEMBER 2015

The Black Hole by Simon Gurrier sees male Time Lord Constable Pavo (Anthony Keetch) regenerate into a woman (Janet Dibley)

'Bound together with the Doctor's companion, Missy easily steps up to take the lead, creating a kind of "through the glass darkly" take on the man himself. The scene where she bodily protects her new charge helps sell the assertion - and there can surely be no dissenters here - that it's only charisma and not a specified gender which is required to embody this children's own hero.' - Graham Kibble-White


DECEMBER 2015

The Doctor kills the General (Ken Bones) causing his regeneration back into a woman (T'Nia Miller).

"Seeing another Time Lord regenerate was something I've always wanted to do. The Doctor will regenerate into a woman one day. Fans have been talking about it for years, but the general audience has not. By the end of this series, the general audience will be saying 'Why is he always a man?' That question will probably have been raised because it's now been done prominently with nobody making a fuss about it. No one makes a fuss about the General changing gender. Last year, the Doctor barely reacted at all to the fact that the Master is now a woman. He doesn't seem to regard it as of any consequence. Hoorah!" 
- Steven Moffat



JUNE 2016

The Trouble With Drax by John Dorney has a female incarnation of Drax (Miranda Raison).


JULY 2016

A Life of Crime by Matt Fitton has Mel and Ace encounter a woman claiming to be the regenerated Doctor (Ginny Holder).

"A girl has a chance to be the Doctor. I think a Lady Doctor could be close to happening. And would be fun. So practise, practise, practise. And talk really fast. And think really fast. And be really brave. And mad. And silly. And good luck maybe it will be you!" - Matt Smith



NOVEMBER 2016

Gallifrey: Enemy Lines by David Llewellyn sees a female Chancellery guard (Hannah Genesius) regenerate into a man.


APRIL 2017

"I would welcome a female Doctor - Maxine Peake would be fantastic." - Anthony Green


MAY 2017

"Still not ginger, still not a girl. With news of a new Doctor on the horizon, why doesn't the Doctor regenerate into a Silurian like Madame Vastra? That would really shake things up! He could still be a girl, he could still be ginger but with green lizard skin that would be totally cool - plus the added bonus of a really long tongue!" - Lida Scholefield


JUNE 2017

"I would absolutely cast a woman as the Doctor. I think it's exactly what the show needs." - Mark Gatiss


JULY 2017

35-year-old actress Jodie Whittaker is cast as the new Doctor.

No one sees it coming.

Sunday 16 July 2017

The Emperor's New Predictions

I liked Capaldi. I think he's been the best of the new crop to be honest. I just don't like the show. Now we have a guy twenty years his junior (Kris Marshall) in the lead role again its no doubt back to panting in the TARDIS, a sexy Doctor and even sexier companions. One can only hope its the Chibnell era will be the final one for this mockery, a pale imitation of a once great institution. 

That's the great Ttellam Nyrok, proving once again that you really need to fact-check these things when you're dissing a show you refuse to actually watch. So, with the news of Jodie Whittaker as the new Doctor, we turn instead to Mark Goacher for the latest incoherent racist bigotry and misogynistic moronitude.

In fairness to Mark, he certainly saw the method of Chris Chibnall's madness:

Ok, I think I've worked out who the new Doctor will be. Alas, it will not be Adam Rickitt, If that were true I'd never stop dancing with joy and I hope people have the decency to apologise to me.

I've certainly worked out who the new Doctor is, largely from tonight's episode. It has been hidden in plain sight for the whole of this series. The term 'hidden in plain sight' has never been more apt. It is now obvious to me who the next Doctor will be, however hardly anyone seems to have worked it out and so the BBC have done a very good job at keeping it quiet.

The new Doctor will be.......... Pearl Mackie.

I believe that she was cast all along and Moffat came up with his audacious plan to introduce her as a companion first and then to have her killed off by being turned into a Cyberman . He may even have to finish her Cyber self off himself in the finale. Racked  (sic) with guilt because Bill died as a result of travelling with him, the Doctor chooses her appearance as the one he wishes to regenerate into as a way of honouring her.I suspect also that the reason that Kris Marshall is being touted as the next Doctor is that he has been cast as the new companion.

I believe that this casting decision, if I'm right, is a massive mistake. I don't believe that it will be announced either, you will find out in the episode, either next week or at Christmas.

Frankly, I fear for the future of Doctor Who after Chibnall takes over. From comments which he has made and hints of a female Doctor being cast in Moffat's Series 10 scripts, I fear that Series 11 could see:

- a return to mostly light-hearted comedy
- populist cultural references galore
- a female Doctor and 'comedy' male assistant
- less sci-fi elements
- no horror or scary episodes

These ominous portents show a return to season 24. I watched Time and the Rani the other day and it seemed even worse than I remembered it. Sylvester McCoy was acting like he was in a children's' (sic) pantomime. I hope Chibnall isn't planning more of that. They need to go back to the original 1963 format of mixing sci-fi stories with pure historicals.

If Chibnall does take the show in a more serious direction then this would be great. Prestige TV = good quality TV. However I do not favour overly complex story arcs . 

Furthermore Outpost Sparacus is a huge success (sic).

Last night, as the moment of truth approached, Goacher stuck to his phallic symbols. Er, guns:

Ben Whishaw could have saved Doctor Who. Sometimes the obvious choice is the right choice. Unfortunately I believe they've gone and cast a woman, Pearl Mackie. A mistake. The Doctor should absolutely be English and male because that is what the character is.

Of course whoever is cast should be given a chance except for a woman who would be the wrong choice for the same reason that casting a female as James Bond, Hamlet or Captain Kirk would be wrong choices. Or casting a man to play Wonder Woman.

My top choice list for the part would be: Ben Whishaw, Adam Rickitt, or Aneurin Barnard but I can live with Kris Marshall. He is clearly leading the way as the sensible choice. However my one reservation is that he is a comedy actor best known for that awful My Family. Drama is the most important acting skill; any pillock can do do comedy, it takes very little skill. Look at Jon Pertwee.

And then they cast the new Doctor - but don't expect the Emperor to be impressed.

Or even spell her name correctly.

There you go. Its (sic) a woman. And in an absolutely terrible costume. Like they aren't taking it seriously.

This news is totally wrong, completely inappropriate and beginning of the the end of the show. This totally inappropriate choice is a stupid and misguided PC decision which should cost Chibnall his job! He is a mediocre writer whose back catalogue of scripts are worse than those of Moffat! Couple this with a young female as the Doctor (essentially a new character) and you have a recipe for failure!

I am angry about this. Jodie Whittacker (sic) is not the Doctor! The Doctor has always been a male character and this will be a change too far for many viewers. She is a different character in a different series! This is of course very bad for the character which as (sic) always been male. Just as Hamlet is a male character, James Bond is a male character, Mr Spock is a male character, King Lear is a male character..... Jodie Whittacker (sic) may be a good actress for all I know but she simply isn't right for the role just as she wouldn't be right for Mr Spock.
 
Also Jodie Whittacker (sic) has worked with Chibnall before so one cannot escape the likelihood that she was cast as a familiar face whom he knows he can work with. Just BBC PC casting coupled with desperation to generate media attention! It is clearly a publicity stunt and while it is working in the short term if internet interest is anything to go by, it is the general viewer that has to be convinced! Will they watch any old tripe that is popular or in vogue or will it all rest on the quality of Chibnall's scripts?

The BBC suits won't care about fan reaction but they will however care when the casual viewers stop viewing - which they will! I predict that the ratings will initially shoot up for her first couple of episodes before declining rapidly. The viewers will switch off in droves with an inexperienced female actress in a traditionally male role and Mr. Chibnall who is not a good writer. Miss Whitackher (sic) is less interesting in role (sic) than her interviews on youtube and Chibnall is even more boring a writer than the whole Nuwho Moffat era and the absolute nadir of his Christmas specials!


I can do no better than quote uber-fan Ian Levine, without whom we would not now have some key episodes of the classic series which he recovered:

"THIS IS REALLY SHIT - IT SUCKS - IT'S STUPID - KILLS THE SHOW. I want nothing more to do with it and I HATE CHRIS CHIBNALL - HE CAN FUCK OFF"


I can do no better than quote the instant response to Ian Levine:

"phew, thought the fandom was going to be stuck with you forever. Bye..." 
"Write a charity single about it, Ian! Doctor in this Dress!"
"HAHAHA! CHECK THE IMPOTENT RAGE ON YOU!"

But don't worry, the Emperor is back on track:

Given the Prime Minister is pleased with Miss Whittaker, it is clear the Thirteenth Doctor will provide strong and stable leadership in the Whovian interest.

Presumably there will be a male companion. This therefore is the ideal time to cast the right kind of companion. We have had years of having to put up with young female eye candy companions for the benefit of straight male viewer dads who want a piece of skirt to gawk at. It is now appropriate that with a female Doctor the companion is a young, attractive male. Absolutely no way should it be another young couple like Amy & Rory. It should be a young, attractive male.

Adam Rickitt would be good. 

I have said many times that Adam Rickitt would be perfect for the role. Or Ryan Hawley or Aneurin Barnard. Adam is not stupid. He appeared on the BBC Question Time panel.

Aw. Bless

I've just looked on the website of the Daily Mail and found the article about the Doctor Who casting. Then I looked at the readers comments and clicked 'best rated'. The best rated comments are mostly very critical and negative. I know many people here won't like the Daily Mail but it it read by the general public ie casual viewers.

Well all I can say is that Chibnall seems to be going all out to annoy and worry Doctor Who fans, especially those older fans who remember the classic series. Obviously the casting of a female Doctor was always going to divide opinion. However he has now cast a team of companions who consist of Bradley Walsh, a lightweight comedian/game show host, and two Hollyoaks actors. It reminds me of JNT casting Sylvester McCoy alongside Bonnie Langford. Admittedly Sylvester improved and turned out to be not so bad.

However why on earth cast two actors from one of the most crass soap operas ever invented alongside Bradley Walsh? Any fool can see that it's a mistake. Of course some older viewers will virtue signal that they are not worried and some, like yourself, may not be. Virtue signaling does not just apply to equality issues, it is about staying 'in' with a group by making the 'right' noises. Again this seems very reminiscent of the mid-1980s. Except that the new breed of 'trendies' 'in power' execs are even more self-deluding and condescending than in the old days.

However many will be because every single casting decision so far looks highly inappropriate. Bradley Walsh was kind of okay in 'Law & Order UK' however he is an actor who struggles to get beyond being Bradley Walsh. Think of the vast range of very good actors out there that are more appropriate. As for the two Hollyoaks actors - the soap where nobody over 30 exists and where the plots make Neighbours look intelligent......

Lots of moaning about the range of opinions being voiced . I suggest that those who welcome diversity in casting but are shocked by diversity of opinion just read the comments section of the Daily Mail, Guardian, BBC or other news outlet websites. Not everyone "shock horror" shares your opinion. My own view is that there is no problem with ethnically diverse actors being cast as companions if they win the auditions, indeed ethnicity should not be a consideration. However there is a massive problem with casting people purely to tick a series of diversity boxes or casting female actors to play male roles or people to play characters of the wrong ethnicity. In 'Breakfast at Tiffanys' Mickey Rooney was cast as a Japanese landlord and made a mess of it. So why cast a woman to play a man?

Bradley Walsh is very good at what he does but he isn't the right choice for Doctor Who. Just as Ken Dodd or Jimmy Tarbuck wouldn't be the right choice. Appearing in a Netflix series and a minor part in a Star Wars film hardly qualifies someone to get the role of a Doctor Who companion.

Yes, we don't know what they will be like until we see them however the fact that this comes on top of them casting a woman as the Doctor and Bradley Walsh it all bodes ill.

Sigh...

Countdown to Armageddon

I really should insist I wrote this yesterday, and I have the emails to prove it. The joke of course was that I was trying to guess wrong...




[In an unsanitary North London slum dwelling, the sort of place squatters avoid because they have standards, three archetypal 1980s alternative comedy characters are waiting for the next season of Game of Thrones to start streaming on Netflix.]

VYVYAN: Bored. Bored. Bored! Bored!

[Vyvyan swings a broken cricket bat around and starts hitting Rick over the head in time with the bat.]

VYVYAN: Bored! Bored! Bored!

[Vyvyan takes a mighty swing and hits himself, knocking himself over.]

VYVYAN: Bored!!

[Rick laughs, only noticing his mild concussion as Vyvyan gets up.]

RICK: Well, why don't we play a game?

VYVYAN: Oh, boring!

RICK: Oh, come along now. What about we guess the identity of the next actor to play Doctor Who?

VYVYAN: What about we eat an entire curry every time the bloke in House of Cards addresses the camera?

RICK: [smirks] Vyvyan, Vyvyan.

[Vyvyan hits Rick again, knocking him off his chair. Vyv sits down.]

RICK: Come on, come on. Let's play guess the next Doctor. Come on, I'll start. [laughs] I'm going for... a man this time!

[Mike and Vyvyan look at each other, very confused.]

VYVYAN: Pervert!

RICK: I mean, I think that the next Doctor Who will be a man.

[Pause. Mike continues reading his magazine.]

MIKE: Fair enough.

RICK: Well, do you?

MIKE: It's either gonna be a man or a woman, so it's not like there's a huge choice, is there?

VYVYAN: Yeah. Moron.

RICK: It could be a transgender person who does not identify as man or woman.

MIKE: It could be a potted begonia, Rick. But you still said a man.

VYVYAN: Yeah, Mr. Feminist! Oh dear, what WOULD Cliff Richard say?

RICK: Oh, this is getting stupid! Look, let's start again. The new Doctor Who is in that magazine, right? So, I guess who it might be, right? Say... Kris Marshall. And then I give you a clue as to who I'm guessing.

MIKE: By telling us it's Kris Marshall.

RICK: No, I'd give you the first letter of their second name. In this case, M. Then you'd have to guess who I guessed is the new Doctor Who.

MIKE: All right, let me have a try. [pause] Is it Kris Marshall?

RICK: No, no. I mean, yes, I am but you're not allowed to ask me directly, you see? You have to say something like "Is it the idiot layabout son in My Family before it was total crap?"

MIKE: Is it the idiot layabout son in My Family before it was total crap?

RICK: Good. Now, suppose I didn't know who you were talking about...

MIKE: Kris Marshall.

RICK: Yes yes yes, but supposing I didn't know that.

MIKE: You'd be pretty stupid, I already told you three times.

RICK: Yes, but say I've forgotten. You then have to say the most recent TV role they were in!


VYVYAN: How about a repeat of My Family before it was total crap on the youtube channel?

RICK: No! It'd be "Is it the English detective with sunburn in Death in Paradise who quit the exact same day as it was announced there'd be a new Doctor Who?"

MIKE: Kris Marshall.

RICK: Exactly. And I'd say "yes!"

VYVYAN: Well, no one else in their right mind would.

RICK: Look, can we just get on with the game, please?! This conversation is getting rather tedious.

VYVYAN: I was just beginning to enjoy myself.

RICK: Right. I'm choosing a man who's last name begins with the letter... W!

MIKE: W. [pause] Is it the English detective with sunburn in Death in Paradise who quit the exact same day as it was announced there'd be a new Doctor Who?
____

[Some time later, Vyvyan and Mike are still bored, but Rick is running around, quite excited and deep in thought.]


MIKE: [sighs] Is it someone who appeared in the entire second series of Broadchurch?

RICK: Oooh, yes, I know this one! Ummm, oh God, it's on the tip of my tongue. Ummmmm, ahhhh, no, it's no good. You'll have to tell me, Michael.

MIKE: Phoebe Waller-Bridge.

RICK: Oh, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, of course! Wait a minute. She's a woman! Honestly, people people people! How are we going to play this game...?

VYVYAN: Hold it, I've got one. "Is it the unfunny straight man to that twat in The Inbetweeners who goes home every Friday night to scrounge off his parents when you're not a Roman slave unable to get your rocks off with a vestal virgin?"

RICK: No, it's not Tom Rosenthal! And anyway, his name begins with an R, you cheat!

[Vyvyan and Mike get up and go in the kitchen. Rick follows them]

RICK: Do you give up?

VYVYAN: If we give up, can we stop playing this stupid boring game?

[Vyvyan and Mike sit at the kitchen table.]

RICK: Of course you can.

VYVYAN & MIKE: [together] We give up.

RICK: And I'm the winner and I'm the best person in the house?

VYVYAN & MIKE: [together] Yes!

RICK: Fine, I'll tell you then. It was Jodie Whitaker!

[Rick steps back and waits for their surprise, but is met with irrelevance.]

VYVYAN & MIKE: [together] Who?

RICK: You know, the one from Broadchurch?

VYVYAN: The one who had the baby? Who was mother of the boy killed in the first series?

RICK: [face falls] Yes.

MIKE: The one who probably self-identifies as a woman.

RICK: He could just be a bloody good actor, have you thought about that?



Tuesday 4 July 2017

Spiked Canon: The World Shapers

Of all the shocking twists and revelations made in the last season finale, the penultimate Moffat ep, none have hit quite as hard as the devastating declaration that The Worldshapers is now canonical.

It might seem a trivial thing, given NuWho was acknowledging DWM comic strip as early as The Long Game (with kronkburgers from The Iron Legion sold on Satellite 5) and incredibly-blatantly in Time Heist (where Abslom Daak and Harma the Ice Warrior appear in Psi's records of criminal masterminds). Yeah, the whole New Adventure bit is as much a grey area as ever, but every strip prior to Benny with the exception of Train-Flight (which directly contradicts School Reunion by having Sarah get all that closure twenty years early) easily slide into continuity. Sharon from Blackcastle? Any evidence she didn't travel with the Fourth Doctor and K9 while Romana was down the shops? Colin Baker certainly considers Frobisher his companion and he's appeared in BF along with Shayde, Izzy and Murial Frost.

So, yeah, it was pretty much unspoken that the Sixth Doctor comic strips happened. Some time after Nekros but before Thoros Beta, the Doctor dumped Peri's ass in New York and teamed up with a whifferdill, came back for her and they had lots of wacky adventures (and makeovers) before the TV show came back. Frobisher was left literally out in the snow - suddenly he was the solo-sidekick to Sylvester McCoy, and the Seventh Doctor was more capable than the mad clown the whifferdill worked best with.

No problem. It fits. (Well, not The Age of Chaos, anyway, but that's not technically a DWM comic strip.)

But The Worldshapers?

OK. Let's look at this with an academic perspective.


1. Origins

The Worldshapers was the last regular comic strip appearance for the Sixth Doctor in DWM. Written by Grant Morrisson and John Ridgeway, the three-part adventure was printed in issues 127 to 129 from July to September 1987. The final installment came out as Season 24 began and the next issue saw DWM modified with logos, typefaces and comic strip embracing the Seventh Doctor in the tradition that the magazine focusing on the present rather than the past. However much he had been loved and cherished, the Sixth Doctor and his era which had been living on borrowed time for the last six months.

Due to the notorious behind-the-scenes chaos of Season 23, DWM had been unable to maintain its usual relationship with the production team in regards to the comic strip. Ideally they would have started using Bonnie Langford's Mel in the comics to accompany the on-screen adventures, but with no guarantee there would be a Season 24 or that Mel would return, the strip continued to use Peri and Frobisher in their "hiatus" format - albeit often keeping them away from the Doctor and tucked away in separate subplots while he carried on either alone (The Gift) or with a one-off surrogate companion (Profits of Doom).

There's some evidence that the magazine was intending to sort that out: the script for A Cold Day in Hell, the story scheduled for the traditional slot of accompanying the new season, was set after Trial of a Time Lord and thus had written out Peri, and dealt with Frobisher as well before introducing a new companion called Olla. Ultimately, the Doctor would be changed to the Seventh but the dialogue was unchanged. With six month's warning of a new incarnation, it was clear the story between The Gift and A Cold Day in Hell would be the last where Colin Baker's Doctor was still the current version.

The original introduction to the Sixth Doctor's final adventure.

It seems likely therefore that The Worldshapers was from an early stage meant as the Sixth Doctor's finale. The magazine chose Grant Morrison based on the fact his strip Changes the previous year had proved both memorable and popular. The story also echoes The Two Doctors in that it is a three-part epic where the Sixth Doctor and Peri team up with Jamie and, sharing the Time Lords' concern about unauthorized time experiments investigate an attempt to force-evolve a lower species into a more sophisticated one that involves a fan-favorite monster as an extended cameo. It also recalls Slipback, where again a eugenics-obsessed enemy eager to rewrite history and evolution seemingly outwits the Doctor and succeeds in their plans, with the Time Lords allowing this with a view to the big picture. The last installment, with a monster-patrolled quarry and the Doctor penetrating a secret underground vault containing a vast domed object that will rewrite evolution and known history unless a heroic sacrifice destroys it would also echo into Time And The Rani showing it was certainly part of the zeitgeist.

There are also plenty of moments evoking other Sixth Doctor tales. Apart from the oft-motif of the Doctor visiting a world he has been to before (like Joconda, Telos, Karfel) or deliberately seeking out an old friend (such as Azmael, Dastari, Stengos, Travers), we have a Time Lord perishing after their thirteenth incarnation, Cybermen attempting to master time technology, non-human aliens obsessed with profit over morality, breaking into another TARDIS, visits to historical Scotland, people being aged to death by accelerated time, a booby-trapped inner sanctum and a popular companion senselessly destroyed thanks to the aloofness of the Time Lords. The comic strip themselves are referenced with the Cybermen being transformed into halfway state by higher powers (Revelation), Maxilla's race resemble the Akkers (Polly the Glot), Frobisher being effected by time distortion (Funhouse), the Doctor inviting a bearded tramp-like character aboard the TARDIS who turns out to be good with a claymore (Kane's Story), the return of a one-off TV monster (like the Draconians in War Game) and the Doctor caught up in a calamity that creates his own history (Time Bomb). As such, this The Worldshapers is appropriately-enough focused on the past.


2. Plot

Like the majority of DWM comic strips since 1985, each episode is a reasonably self-contained mini-stories following one long narrative.

The story begins on Marinus "the water world" which has been fitted with a worldshaper machine to terraform it to order. Although worldshapers are only to be used on uninhabited planets, the Voord have captured this unit and are attempting to use its time-acceleration properties to evolve themselves into more powerful life-forms. However, these experiments are read as malfunctions by the company providing the worldshapers and also drawn the attention of the Time Lords.

Events on Marinus draw the interest of the Time Lords.

The High Council send their agent to investigate and he arrives on one of the waterways to be immediately ambushed by the Voord who use time-acceleration to age the Time Lord to death throughout his regeneration cycle and he collapses before he can retreat to his TARDIS. Said TARDIS sends out an SOS which the Doctor picks up in his own ship and immediately goes to investigate.

The last words of a Time Lord prove unhelpfully cryptic.

No sooner has he realized where they are and who is calling for help, the Doctor finds the dying Time Lord who manages to gasp out the words "Planet 14" before expiring. The accelerated time dissolves the Time Lord's corpse and causes Peri's hair and nails to start growing faster. Having learned of the Time Lord's mission to Marinus, the Doctor sends the dead man's TARDIS back to Gallifrey and gets his friends to the safety of their own ship. The Doctor remembers something about "Planet 14" from his second incarnation, which means he was almost certainly with Jamie at the time. Thus, they set course for Scotland 1746 to find his friend to ask him what he knows (as Jamie was able to resist the Time Lords' mind-wipe.)

The Doctor's reunion with his friend does not go according to plan.

No sooner have the TARDISes left the waterways then the worldshaper maintenance team of Maxilla and Deedrun who are here, they believe, to fix a malfunctioning machine. They instead encounter the Voord and discover their plan. However, the worldshaper - not programmed to be used as a selective weapon - overloads in a time explosion. Maxilla, partially-protected by his time shield belt, is horribly aged but nonetheless survives the shockwave which turns Marinus into a dry, barren rocky world. The Voord meanwhile have undergone thousands of years of accelerated evolution and are now deformed cyborgs of various stages, becoming proto-Cybermen. Maxilla flees across the wastelands and spends the next week trying to escape the roaming Cyber-Voord.

Maxilla reveals the fate of Marinus and its inhabitants.

Meanwhile, the TARDIS arrives in Scotland in 1786 - forty years too late. Left on his own in one time and place with no one believing his fanciful tales, "Mad" Jamie is now a heartbroken hermit who shuns all contact. Even so, he remembers the Sixth Doctor and Peri from Seville and eagerly wants to help and resume his travels in the TARDIS. When questioned about "Planet 14", Jamie only remembers hearing of it once during the battle between UNIT and the Cybermen when the Cyber Controller recognized the Second Doctor and Jamie, claiming it had met them before on said planet.

The results of a malfunctioning worldshaper on an ocean planet.

Taking Jamie with them, they return to Marinus and find it ruined by the time explosion. They save Maxilla from the Cyber-Voord and learn what is happening. Not prepared to leave the Cyber-Voord with the worldshaper as a weapon, the Doctor decides to sneak into the base and sabotage it with Maxilla's help. He takes Jamie with him, knowing this encounter will be why the Cybermen recognize them in the future.

The Doctor, Jamie and Maxilla have an appointment with destiny.

However, the worldshaper is both protected by a force-field and armed guard. Maxilla is gunned down and the leader of the Cyber-Voord orders the remaining "fleshmen" to be executed. The Doctor and Jamie overpower the guards and then Jamie charges the force-field. He manages to break through despite it nearly killing him, and then stabs the worldshaper with his claymore to destroy it. Though Jamie succeeds in that, it also triggers a final time explosion. The Doctor flees back to the safety of the TARDIS as Marinus is transformed into a completely unrecognizable planet and Jamie and any Voord in the vicinity are aged to death.

Jamie destroys the worldshaper and himself - and in doing so creates the Cybermen.

The TARDIS now sits in a valley with other TARDISes and Time Lords present. The surviving Voord are now fully-evolved into Cybermen and the Time Lords have the chance to wipe them out in their cradle, but they refuse and order the Doctor and his friends to leave. The Time Lords in fact are on Marinus - or Mondas as it has become - to ensure the Cybermen have been created because, although they will cause chaos and destruction for millions of years, they will ultimately evolve to become a benevolent race of pure intelligence and bring a new era of peace to the universe.

The Time Lords arrive to supervise the dawn of the Cybermen.


3. Response

The Worldshapers was well-received at the time. Although most correspondence was understandably about the introduction of Sylvester McCoy and the merits of his first season, every letter mentioning the story praised it. Future-fan-alumni Nick Walters, Lawrence Conquest and Mark Thompson considering it one of the best and adoring both the nostalgic and new material, as well as detractors of Frobisher glad the penguin was sidelined. It won the title for best comic strip in the following year's poll with 35% of the vote (the combined score for The Gift and Profits of Doom was 8% and the remaining went to A Cold Day in Hell).

It was summarized in the June 1988 poll by David Wills as "the best strip to date" and true to spirit of the TV show with "really excellent drama, pathos, irony, comedy and the reintroduction of two old favorites in a stunningly original way". It was held up as a rare example of a comic strip that worked and for the 25th Anniversary comic Planet of the Dead, Jamie, Peri and Frobisher returned as companions that had respectively been killed, maybe-killed and recently departed.

The Seventh Doctor is tormented by those he's lost - including Jamie, Peri and Frobisher.

However, the story was eventually reappraised and found rather wanting. In 2002, the Stripping Down website declared "a fanboy-type affair which needlessly kills off one of the Doctors best ever companions and does weird things to the Cybermen and established history that should never have been done". In 2003's The Complete Sixth Doctor Special, current comic supremo Scott Grey deemed it "sadly lumbered with an overly-complicated, continuity-laden storyline" which "proudly [exposes Grant Morrison's] anorak" in "a story hopelessly tangled in the TV series' history". The same year Richard Radcliffe conceded it was "not quite the epic it tries to be", while the next saw Finn Clark taking the view that the story whatever its merits was "unreadable for fanwank-sensitised modern readers" yet "the doom-laden capstone to the Colin Baker era that Trial of a Time Lord wasn't."

The second volume of Sixth Doctor DWM comic strips.
 
Doctor Who Magazine itself stood in judgement of the reprinted story in 2008's issue 398 where reviewer Gary Gillat bluntly stated: "The World Shapers was much admired back in the day, but only because it's a comic strip for people who don't like comic strips. Wit and invention are shouldered aside to make room for 24 pages of arseing-about with Doctor Who continuity. There are flashbacks to The Keys of Marinus and The Invasion. Jamie McCrimmon appears an old man and dies saving the Doctor. The Voord turn out to be ancestors of the Cybermen... Now, if you feel a little aroused at the thought of all that, then it's time to take a cold bath followed by a long, hard look at your life. Oh, and please stop writing letters to the BBC demanding that Paul McGann and Kamelion be brought back to fight the Time War."

The anthology led blogger Kippy Woo to describe the story's plot as "fairly simple in structure [but] there's a dense script to wade through, one that sags under the weight of its often-mistaken continuity" and "very much style over substance. It ultimately demands perhaps a bit too much goodwill and suspension of disbelief to be truly satisfying." David E Ford also was unimpressed by the contrived nature of the narrative: "The 'important' bits are handled with a peremptoriness that borders on the comical. When the Doctor and Jamie finally confront the highly evolved Voord assassins, the "battle" is dispensed with in a mere anticlimactic panel."

The Cyber-Voord fail to live up to the reputation of either race.

The CultBox website marvelled at "such lack of respect" to the Cybermen and Jamie, adding "we can safely assume that nobody considers this to be canonical". The last comment on it was in 2015 when Noah Blatt who found that, apart from the improved persona of the Sixth Doctor (hardly unique to that particular story), it was as dire as his TV era and full of material that would put off most audiences. Yet at the same time it pressed buttons no honest fan could deny.

IDW's colourized reprint of The Worldshapers


Certainly the idea that the Voord and the Cybermen were one and the same did not gain any recognition in organized fandom. Some ten years later the events of The Worldshapers (or The World Shapers as it was now known) was held as one of the more ridiculous twists of canon which fandom casually ignored and never mentioned. 1996's 30th Cyberman anniversary DWM special did not mention the Voord connection once, nor did their 35th anniversary special. The special end-page comic strip The Cybermen ignored the connection with the Voord entirely. The archive for The Keys of Marinus in issue 310 merited the strip worthy of a single sentence in a box-out referring to other appearances by the Voord, as noteworthy as the story's novelization or tie-in sweet cigarettes story.

When Big Finish commissioned the origin story Spare Parts from Marc Platt, he was more worried about fitting with Kit Peddler's Genesis of the Cybermen pitch than an actual published comic strip and nor did anyone complain about it. Similarly Domain of the Voord deliberately ignored the comic strip and the author Andrew Smith mocked the idea in the extras, but not quite so viciously as Lawrence Miles' Interference which parodied the idea claiming that the Voord must have evolved into his own enemy the Remote on the spurious reason they wore antennae on their heads. Furthermore it was established that Jamie McCrimmon lived a happy, amnesiac life in The Companion Chronicles and his death in The Worldshapers was outright ignored - especially when the Sixth Doctor seeks him out once more in the 2010 trilogy facing Cybermen.

Doctor Who and Philosophy by Courtland Lewis and Paula Smithka do mention the story, but are less interested in the Cybermen once being Voord but more the idea they will ultimately become peaceful and friendly - with their "mission of mercy" finally being recognized as such by the rest of the universe.

Until its repeated references in The Doctor Falls - a moment of fan-baiting only-slightly-less obvious than the repeated "Dr. Who" jokes in the previous episode - The Worldshapers was either forgotten or overlooked. Leaving aside the continuity issues, it is undoubtedly has merit - despite Tim Perkin's ugly inking, John Ridgeway relishes in the freedom Morrison gives him to depict landscapes and aliens as well as visual set pieces such as the Voord stalking the TARDIS crew or the Time Lords walking off into the sunset, and the splash-page of the TARDIS landing on a dried-out storm-wracked Marinus is rightly impressive. The Cyber-Vood, each one at a different state of metamorphosis, are as eerie and impressive as the "pretentious" modern TARDISes seemingly built of crystal. The final climax as Marinus is transformed forever around the TARDIS is a marvel of visual storytelling.

Frobisher and Peri enjoy one last adventure together.

As in Changes, Morrison gives some impressive characterization to the regulars. The Sixth Doctor is brusque and rude in an emergency, but takes time to show compassion and forgiveness to those in need, before shutting off his anger following Jamie's death. Peri is nicely-credible, shaken at seeing her friend old and emotionally-destroyed while Frobisher's uncharacteristic rage at the news of the worldshapers helps sell the incredible danger this technology poses. As with The Neutron Knights and The Moderator, the last DWM story of a given Doctor shows them out of their depth and carried away by outside forces, with the Doctor fleeing an unwinnable battle (and a massive explosion) in the TARDIS to contemplate the loss of a good man's life and with an uncertain future. Finally, the title is a clever pun as it refers to the Time Lords rather than the worldshaper machine or the Cyber-Voord.

4. Plot-holes

The Worldshapers buckles under Morrison's apparent goals - to do a sequel to The Keys of Marinus, a prequel to The Invasion (in particular Planet 14), a Genesis of the Cyberman plot, a post-script to Jamie's adventures, as well as an epic finale to the Six/Peri/Frobisher lineup. Any one would have been enough to fill the three-part adventure, but doing all of them leads to a spectacular failure to each one seemingly down to Grant Morrison's ignorance of the continuity he was to explore.

The Voord-occupied water planet of Kandalinga.

Firstly, Morrison doesn't appear to have seen or researched The Keys to Marinus in any detail. Everything seen in The Worldshapers comes not from the fifth television serial but the Annual story The Fishmen of Kandalinga, itself a sequel to Marinus. The depiction of an ocean planet crisscrossed with concrete roads and patrolled by Voord fits Kandalinga rather than Marinus, as do the idea of the Voord hiding in the shadows working on magical technology to make themselves the supreme fighting force. Also is the idea that the Voord are cyborgs. Alas, Fishmen was not set on Marinus but featured the Voord retreating to another planet, only to be thrown out yet again. The Marinus of The Worldshapers is inexplicably deserted, lacking any of the acid seas, living jungles or freezing tundra one might expect. In short, anyone who might have been in a position to appreciate a Marinus sequel would have been the most likely to be annoyed by the inaccuracies - especially when DWM did a detailed archive of the story two years later.

The Voord-occupied water planet of Marinus.

Secondly, there is the desire to resolve the mystery of Planet 14 which had been mentioned enough times in the magazine's Matrix Data Bank for even a casual fan to notice: in The Invasion, the Cybermen recognize the Second Doctor and Jamie from Planet 14 in an adventure not shown on TV. Morrison has chosen to show that adventure, but has made no attempt to understand the context. He seems instead to have confused that moment with one in The Tomb of the Cybermen (or more likely, its novelization) where the Cyber Controller confronts the Doctor and states it recognizes him from a previous encounter (and, in the book, includes Jamie as well). The end result is trying to explain a completely fictitious continuity reference that, again, would have been corrected with basic research.

When The Invasion was released on BBC video, this scene wasn't included...

No such scene occurs in The Invasion. The Doctor and Jamie are never in the sewers together, the Brigadier never goes down them, and there is no moment when a Cyberman recognizes them. Indeed, the Cyber Controller doesn't appear in the story at all. In actual fact, Tobias Vaughn shows black and white photos of the Doctor and Jamie to the Cyber-Planner who identifies them from an encounter on Planet 14 but this information never reaches the Doctor and Jamie themselves. It's certainly not the nagging mystery that has apparently been plaguing them both ever since. Again, the story struggles to fix continuity issues that never actually happened and, like Marinus, taps into stories that most of the audience wouldn't have seen but only vaguely read about. It's unsurprising nowadays when both Marinus and The Invasion are easily viewable online or wikipedia, such pointless fanwank is unwelcome.

This version of events was not endorsed by David Banks.

The idea of a Genesis of the Cybermen story is, of course, as popular now as ever. Indeed, The Worldshapers came out only two years after Gerry Davis himself had submitted such a plot to JNT for television. It's interesting to note that, bar their first scene in The Tenth Planet, the television series had made no attempt to explain just how or why the Cybermen had been created - only the mandatory Creation of the Cybermen prologue in Target novels gave any rationale, that they were the end result of experiments to achieve immortality. So while Morrison can be forgiven for not looking to the Cybermen's origins as a quest for survival or medical horror, we don't actually get any origin for them. Here, the Voord are transformed from black rubber cyborgs into silver metal cyborgs with apparently no alteration to their mindset, culture or aims. The changes appear to be entirely cosmetic; there is no explanation for why the Voord were the way they were originally and ultimately nothing more than a rebranding and costume change occur - unlike The Heroes' Story which saw a much more obvious forebear in the Skeletoids, cyborg warriors who recruited prisoners to expand their numbers. Had the Skeletoids been the proto-Cybermen it would have made total sense. Here, there seems to be some kind of agenda to make sure the Cybermen make an appearance in Doctor Who's first season in a story still in the archives - and meaning that Terry Nation created both the show's signature monsters.

Kane's Story - a better genesis of the Cybermen than The Worldshapers?

Finally there is the revision of Jamie's fate. While the idea of Jamie losing his memories and being reduced to the violent, ignorant Scot of his first appearance is upsetting, Morrison's revision don't improve his lot: having his memories destroys Jamie's life and leaves him bitter, lonely and ultimately suicidal. It's not exactly giving the character a happy ending, and even his sacrifice is shown to be stupid and self-defeating. He merely completes the Cybermen's evolution, condemning the universe to five million years of bloodshed and nearly killing his friends in the process. He thus dies an ignorant savage making things worse after an unpleasant life. The contrivance of accidentally skipping forty years of Jamie's life makes little difference to the plot; had Jamie been aged by the world-shaper on Marinus, it would have explained his desire to die (not having a future to enjoy) and been more visible evidence of time acceleration than the wrinkled Maxilla. One might think aging Jamie was an excuse not to have to get Frazer Hines' likeness, but the artwork is shockingly poor as it is that readers thought Peri looked more like Mel.

That's just tempting fate, that is.
 
Even on its own terms, The Worldshapers is full of inconsistencies. Why are the Time Lords ignorant of the fact a world-shaper machine is causing the problems on Marinus when there are dozens of the things in this part of history, fifteen of which are known to be malfunctioning? Why send a Time Lord on his last life with no protection to face time acceleration? Why are people safe from the world-shaper inside the Doctor's old TARDIS but not the newer model, even when its doors are closed? Why does the dying Time Lord gasp out the words "Planet 14" - how can that information help anyone?

Why is Marinus referred to as Planet 14 anyway? It's simply where the fourteenth world-shaper Maxilla and Deedrun have fixed - had they gone in the other direction, would it be Planet 2? It makes no sense for this arbitrary term to be used by the Time Lord or the Cybermen, who would surely call the planet by its name - and why would Marinus be renamed Mondas?

True Jamie might have problems adjusting to life in Scotland after the TARDIS but why did he expect anyone to believe his stories of being a time space traveler when as far as everyone knew, he hadn't been gone an afternoon? Wouldn't all this blabbery of future events risk altering history? At the very least, folk in that village would have known Mad Jamie to have uncanny foresight of future events? Wouldn't Kursty and the Laird, et all, have at least confirmed his story about a man called the Doctor helping them?

The world shaper is never really explained - it's supposed to terraform planets but all it does is fast-forward through time, so why does aging the planet a million years cause the oceans to vanish? Why do the Voord evolve into Cybermen but anyone else just age to death? Shouldn't Maxilla be a different species after his exposure? Just what exactly causes Maxilla to die - is he shot in the back or does he hit the force field? How does Jamie get through the force field? Why doesn't the Doctor stop him? Why do the Time Lords arrive in force on Mondas when they don't actually want to do anything?


The more you think about it, the worse it gets.

5. Continuity

Reconciling The Worldshapers with the rest of Doctor Who is immensely difficult if we take everything at face value. It would be easy to just ignore the story until the following exchange was made on TV:

MISSY: Exciting, isn't it? Watching the Cybermen getting started.
DOCTOR: They always get started. They happen anywhere there's people. Mondas, Telos, Earth, Planet 14, Marinus...

If the Doctor is not referring to the events of this story, then Moffat certainly is. However, he notes Mondas as separate to Planet 14 and Marinus, which contradicts the Doctor's speech at the end of the story:

DOCTOR: Marinus, Planet 14, has become Mondas, the home of the Cybermen.

However, it's worth noting that this declaration is made after the Doctor has just seen one of his best friends die pointlessly in agony. He's emotional, angry and could be speaking in terms of metaphors - ie, by becoming a planet full of Cybermen, Marinus has lost any of its original identity and become a Cyber-home world. It might as well be Mondas, even though it's not Earth's long-lost twin. Also, the Time Lord neither confirm or deny the world they are standing on is called Mondas.

If we look back at The Two Doctors, there is a sequence worth noting as the Sixth Doctor - hearing that his second incarnation has perished, comes to the conclusion that the universe is about to be destroyed in a temporal paradox and goes on about it at length. Except that never happened, and there was no reason other than the Doctor's paranoia to suggest it at all. Could this be the same thing?

Given Marinus is only called Planet 14 by Maxilla, and there's no reason for anyone else to use that term, it could just be a coincidence. In short, the planet where the Cybermen met the Second Doctor and Jamie was Planet 14 but has nothing to do with Marinus. The dying Time Lord's mention of it could be "What is happening here is what happened on Planet 14, parallel evolution of the Cybermen."

However, the Doctor only hears "Planet 14" and jumps to the wrong conclusion. Jamie, having gone through two mindwipes and now in his seventies, gives a very distorted account of a Cyber Controller mentioning them and again the Doctor assumes this is all significant and not actually a total red herring. In short, everything the Doctor tells us about this being the reason the Cybermen in The Invasion remember them from Planet 14 is entirely wrong. His discussion of this is even mocked by the Cyber-Voord themselves.

The Cybermen of Marinus have nothing to do with Tobias Vaughn.

Another thing to bear in mind is that if this was the proper original genesis of the Cybermen it would have to have happened thousands of years before the twentieth century - yet Frobisher, a native of the 82nd Century, knows all about the worldshapers. Either they take a long time to come back into fashion after this, or the sequences on Marinus occur in the far future.

In The Doctor Falls, the Doctor describes Marinus as one of the origins of the Cybermen. So if we chalk the Doctor's Planet 14 theory to a mistake, and his later speech as over-emotion, we have Marinus in the 82nd Century transformed into a New Mondas and a brand new species of Cybermen created from the Voord. Hence they don't evolve into the bandage-and-calliper type seen in The Tenth Planet, but appear more like the ones in Nightmare in Silver. It also explains the Doctor's desire to wipe them out, as he is not changing the past but altering the future. Given in 1987 the Cybermen were considered to have met their final end in Attack of the Cybermen, the Time Lords would be eager for this new strain to exist to ensure the future they have seen.

These Time Lords were likely the first against the wall when the revolution came.

So that only leaves poor Jamie's fate. Big Finish's The Glorious Revolution contradicts The Worldshapers quite clearly: Jamie is alive and well and living as a farmer in Scotland, totally amnesiac of his adventures aboard the TARDIS. Yet The Glorious Revolution is in the same range as Peri and the Piscon Paradox, which reveals that after Peri was killed on Thoros Beta the Time Lords altered history to save her life and - eventually - erased her memories and returned her to Earth to live out her life. This was due to various factions of Time Lords and their powerplays each making sure they weren't the ones that would gain the Doctor's ire for killing his companion. Add to whatever timey-wimey weirdness ensues when you're at ground zero of an exploding time wave and it's not hard to imagine Jamie surviving somehow. After observing his fate on Marinus, the Time Lords would have good reason to wipe his memory properly this time and allow him to live a happy life on Earth...

...which is exactly his fate, as The Glorious Revolution shows.

So, there we are. The Cyber-Voord of Marinus are resolved, Jamie's horrible fate is undone. The Worldshapers ends with the Doctor at loggerheads with the Time Lords, angry and depressed. It's established in A Cold Day in Hell that shortly after this story, Frobisher went off on his own for a while and the Doctor and Peri meanwhile got caught up with events on Thoros Beta. The Doctor's determination to stop an advanced culture manipulating the destinies of a lesser species seems like a reference to this very encounter. Of course, the Doctor seems very cheerful in MindWarp (assuming that we can trust it) but perhaps we can think the Doctor and Peri returned to Jamie's village with the intent to telling them Mad Jamie had died only to discover Sane Jamie alive and happy and with no clue who they were.

It'd be enough to put a spring in the Doctor's step, and make him even more determined to stop Sil - plus he'd be totally confident that he wouldn't get his companion killed in a Time Lord trap this time...

Frobisher is the only regular character left following the reformat in DWM # 130