Thursday 27 April 2017

Hashtag Inapprops!

Tonight the nation stands on the brink of chaos with the news that Yassmin Abdel-Magied (ABC presenter and known source of girl-germs) posted on Facebook recently! Yes, just three days prior she willingly, knowingly and with malice of forethought DARED suggest that people should be thinking about the refugees currently suffering terrible conditions right here and right now rather than giving all our attention to a bunch of soldiers who were killed over a century ago.

I know. The callous bitch.

Can you imagine if other people had that kind of attitude? Doctors might have to treat patients instead of focusing on the fallen soldiers who died before their grandparents were born! Politicians possibly putting the current state of world crisis as a priority over chucking a sickie for a sausage sizzle celebrating the good old days when none of them were in power!

Now, thanks to international timey wimey zoney womey bollocks, Anzac Day is my grandmother's birthday. My grandmother is dead. And it would be controversial for me to think about anything but her or the Anzacs, you know, those blokes no one alive has even met, rather than anyone alive today. And to even suggest we triage our priorities for political and religious reasons is unacceptable.

Lest we forget (Manus, Nauru, Syria, Palestine)

was the obscene message Yassmin dared post. And then delete. And then apologize for.

If she'd only done it the next day, no one would have given a damn and she might as well have not posted it at all. The horrible, evil, toxic woman who had the temerity to suggest we focus on problems right here and now instead of waiting for folk a hundred years from now - no doubt still marveling at the Anzacs even as Dalek war fleets bomb us back to the stone age - to look back at all the terrible things we ignored. And all the pointless waste of human life we celebrated instead of doing things about.

The ABC insist that their views are not represented by this radical feminist terrorist.

And good thing too - she should be fined eight cents a day for this outrageous action!

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