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What The Critics Say

"This is the best writing I have ever read anywhere on any subject." - Some Guy Called Marc

"You're A DAMNED LIAR! TAKE THAT BACK!" - Evil Annie

"Top bloke and firm friend with whom I am regrettably constantly falling out of touch for my own reasons." - Johan Redsen

"I love him like a brother, but there's no way I'd be standing next to him during a thunderstorm." - DGValdron

"BEWARE the boys are all inside now come and find us the door is open YOU TOLD NOW YOU WILL PAY I'M COMING there is no escape THE DOOR CANNOT BE CLOSED" - Sam Kisgart

"The craziest guy I know - William Burroughs sans homosexuality and the heroin addiction." - Rhianna's Husband

"See he's funny. I like that." - Donald McFearson

"I don't have a soul and neither do you. Although you do have a very silly name. Is that the answer? Were you bullied mercilessly at school? Is that why you don't go out much? Just sit at home and brood on failure? Be my ball of twine Ewen, I want to play with you." - Kaston Iago

"Best described as 'bored' instead of 'boring'." - Brian Damage

"Ewen, seriously, what is your problem?" - Jeremy Leadbetter

"Yeah, well, you don't have your own brigade now, do you, luvvie?" - Paul McGann Fangirl

"Such a pathetic waste of oxygen. A cowardly nutter and compulsive liar. How evil he truly is. Doctors should've let him die. We'd be better off." - Ernst Tanlee

The True Evil of Ewen Campion-Clarke

Saturday 3 November 2018

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